What you may need to know:
1. Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) races against the clock to foil a deadly plot of mass annihilation.
2. It’s the third dose of “Where’s Wally?” claptrap for Hanks and director Ron Howard.
3. What, no mullet?
4. Ben Foster is better than this. Everyone is better than this.
5. Broadsheet prognosis: Infernope.
Release Date: October 14.
(Mark writes about film and TV at WhyBother.ie)
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‘Robert Langdon, Professor of Symbol-ock-ology at Harvard’
Looking forward to this, the last 2 were fine.
Mark, you have my permission to put up a trailer for something you think you might like.
Why Bother
It’ll make gazillions, just like the others.
Such great popcorn books and surprisingly good fillums
I know Don, Brown gets an awful hard time for his books but they’re brilliantly researched and a great read. Even if they’re all basically the same book :)
These posters are gone beyond mental.
Tom looks like he was rendered on PS4 there.
Like why don’t they just get a 4 year old to draw the stars, at least it would bring us back out of the uncanny valley.