John Cummins – Road To Euro 2016
A spoken word contribution to the Euro 2016 build up by hairy, Dublin-based self styled.’poetician’.
John is a previous holder of the All Ireland Slam Poetry Championships, where he beat a callow, smooth chinned pre-‘rick a day poet named John Moynes.
FIGHT!
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slam poetry … by the likes of Moynes … my sphincter just cringed up out of my eyeballs at the thought alone
Ten seconds. Why is he putthing H’s where they dhon’th needh tho be?
Snob
Zero seconds. Smell of Sweet Afton poverty pouch, fust and damp off this lad I’d say. A bacterial swab analysis of the scraggly tips of his beard would be an eye-opener.
I switched off once O’Neill appeared. Manager of the Irish team? No, definitely not.
I’ve checked my Panini sticker book… he definitely is.
Yeah whatever. We’ll go through the motions then get rid of that waste of space.
I liked it, can we have him on his own… doin’ his bih
I’m perhaps going a tad controversial – I wished he’d showed a bit of soccer prowess in the video? Come on Ireland – nonetheless!
He should follow Jason McAteer’s advice – Wash and Go.
Yikes – a day at a spa – and the rest, then bring him to my room.
We’re all very excitable about the prospect of winning two draws, a crushing defeat and someone finally dying from anxiety at the prospect of meeting Roy Keane having made a fatal error.