25 thoughts on “De Saturday Papers

  1. king billy

    that daily mail exclusive was on live line last week. Morris told joe that he had informed Reilly and the hse.

  2. Deluded

    Fair play to The Star, they’ve found another England player to blame for a lack of confidence, team spirit and national pride.

  3. some old queen

    There is more peculiar moves in the Tory leadership race than your granny doing the cha cha cha after her double hip replacement.

    Indo: Kenny’s position to be extended by 18 months to facilitate EU Deal.

    WTF? Merkel’s lapdog?

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Hard life so.

          -That was bitchy…worthy of Anne.
          -Stick another stripe on your lycra jumpsuit. You deserve it.*

          *And THAT’S how you do bitchy. I know you can’t see me but I’m taking a bow.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            @ kFC:
            I don’t know what your mother told you but I’m not your real uncle.

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Sorry Chicken NYC.
            I lost me head there for a minute and ended up running around like a headless chic

            I never rode your Ma.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Her loss really, when you think about it…
            It’s better to not think about it, ammirite?

          4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Kieran, Kieran, Kieran…
            -How do I put this….

            I have serious regrets about posting the above replies to you and not attaching the link that I just attached to my name in all of them.

            Go on, click it…you know you want to….
            But you wont, because you’re an adult…

    1. Sheik Yahbouti

      Precisely, some old. We will rely on him to lick arse more vigorously than he has ever licked before! Given his track record as a forelock tugging gombeen it will take some doing to surpass previous lickings.

    2. petey

      “than your granny doing the cha cha cha after her double hip replacement.”

      your own?

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Most likely…as far as I can remember the first time I heard it there were only two ‘cha’s and there was a hyphen between them. Three ‘cha’s is certainly a new one on me, no mistake
        There was a hyphen in ‘double-hip’ too.

        -Then again, my hearing isn’t great…When King Creole & His Coco-Pops did that song, ‘Annie, I’m Not A Paedophile’ I thought they were singing ‘Who’s Chaka Khan’. All the time it was ‘Ha-cha-cha-cha’. I’m no expert. Just doing me best.

        But yeah…
        …hope this helps.

  4. Original Cynic

    Austrian election “result” overturned – democracy is not serving the purpose of the so-called elites!

  5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I hope that none of you will mind
    If I ask you as to be so kind
    As to make me amused
    Rather than just bemused
    It makes better reading, I find.

    Sorry about your goldfish dying…
    Lighten up, get over it.
    Let’s have a PARTY!!!!!

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