17 thoughts on “I Am Peter”

  1. The People's Hero

    See kids, this is what happens when you don’t do your homework….. Functional illiteracy and a career of hitting people and being hit for money beckons….

    2. Waddy Dilson

      See kids, this is what happens when you make sweeping judgments and generalisations against a group of people who’s careers, determination, hard work, dedication and work ethic you have little of no understanding of – a career trundling by with your life barely existing to the point that your only source of satisfaction is to belittle things you don’t understand.

      Keep up the good work

      2. The People's Hero

        There he is… proud as a paycock… standing tall among the skulls of the slain…. His torso a beacon of whiteness amid the green and orange hills of our fair isle… A menacing sky looms overhead…. the moon obscured by his rugged, bearded jawline… a halo of light projects from behind, perhaps? Enhanced by the scrawling of an early victor no doubt bitter at the success of a man he once defeated. One a former plumber’s apprentice made good… The other? Well… who knows? But a little extra effort in school would not have gone astray. Violence is not a health career option.

        1. Waddy Dilson

          Considering the effort you’ve put into this I find it heart breaking to tell you this would have gotten you an F in a 4th class English assignment

        2. pedeyw

          I love how touchy UFC fans get when you say ” yeah but I don’t really like it personally and I don’t think a a man who punches people for a living is a very good role model, no.” But apparently I just don’t understand it and therefore shouldn’t be allowed say anything about it ever.

          1. Waddy Dilson

            I’m not even a UFC fan, it’s just really ignorant to dismiss someone’s career as “hero” did above.

          3. MoyestWithExcitement

            And I love how touchy UFC critics get when people disagree with their opinion likr they should be allowed to say what they like and nobody can respond.

  2. The Real Jane

    Allow me to translate:

    I beat Conor McGregor. I knocked him over the wall in Lucan. This was some time ago, before he was famous, which he is now. At the time, he was spreading scurrilous and discourteous rumours about a girl, which was causing scandal.

    I’m sure he remembers this occurrence. My name is Peter Fist Fight-Fight of the Lucan Fist Fight-Fights.

  3. Mulder

    What if Peter was zonked, with beer, out of it when he wrote that.
    How do we know.
    Will we ever know.

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