From top: Wild Achill Island candle; Turf Fire candle; The Bearded Candle Makers and friend
Allison from The Irish Workshop, online home of Irish made stuff, writes:
Who’s ready for their own island getaway for the low, low price of €16.50? The catch? You’ll have to take it in with your nose rather than your eyes.
Fill your home with the scent of patchouli, heather, and bluebells and transport yourself to Achill Island with this handmade candle from The Bearded Candle Makers.
Trust us, it’s so much simpler than a holiday. If you’d rather stay firmly on land and enjoy the charms of the countryside, they also make an authentic turf candle that’s hands down the best dirt you’ll ever smell!
Irish made stuff to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Irish-made Stuff’. No fee.
death.to.hipsters.
+100000000
But why? What harm does it do you than some lads are selling candles?
So they’ll always have to wear beards now. And what if they want to sell the business. They’ll have to find two other bearded jumper wearing candle makers.
Candle wearing beard makers.
bit pricey but great idea!
only those who have had the pleasure of spending considerable time in the heather county will know the feeling those smells can evoke
BTW, are there no free samples!?
Is there no end to this bearded weirdness?
They’re trying to destroy this piece of Geman history..
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/10/berlin-m99-hans-georg-lindenau-corner-shop-revolutionary
Who’s ready for their own hip getaway for the low, low price of €6.50? The catch? You’ll have to take it in with your nose rather than your eyes. Here at Chimney Cottage, we’ve made the perfect gift for your friend with a fixie. It’s an authentic plastic Tesco bag filled with urine from Fallons, Anseo, & many other Dublin 8 favourites.
Hide it behind your sofa, get your friends around and talk about your adventures in digital media, recreate almost any pub. Are you a smug arsehole that likes to sit at the bar with your arms folded, pontificating about some useless band no one cares about? We’ll you can now do it from the confines of your bedsit. Nights in are the new nights out.
Yet another story to show that clearly satire has been rendered useless.
They’re from norn iron, that means that they’re stealing these odors from Ireland. Arrest them!
Knew a German lad years ago. Very fond of Ireland, he was. After holidaying here he used to take home a sod of turf and burn it like incense to remind him of our glorious Isle.
Anyone want to buy a few sods of overpriced turf? €16.50 a sod or €10,000.00 a ton.
Wouldn’t a promo pic of the bearded duo making the candles be more appropriate than stroking a dog?
Lets go down to bog and quiff the smell of the turf and the lonely call of the curlew.