Cha-Ching And A Prayer


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Gorugeen writes:

Received this amazing offer through my letter box this morning.  I was just wondering do I get my money back if I encounter any of the afflictions or circumstances mentioned?  Also,  I was under the impression that Jesus loves me no matter what. Does he realise all the extra protecting, etc., he will be doing? €6!!! I’m gonna cancel my life assurance.

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12 thoughts on “Cha-Ching And A Prayer

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    If you pass through raging waters, in the sea you shall not drown

    That just came to me. I used to play guitar as part of a kind of folk group up on stage (well, altar) every Sunday when I was a kid. Fun times.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        (all verses, sung clearly and slowly)

        I used to think I was the dog’s bollix.

      2. rotide

        I was only exposed to that for a few weeks in the time between my parents trying to make the church more palatable to me and just not caring if I went at all.

        I TOLD them i went to folk mass for another 6 months before I gave up lieing at all.

        But yes, the rage of that extra time spent listening to lads in aran jumpers singing ‘Our father…wh’art in heeeeavvaaan……haaaalloooweeeed by thy name’ lives long in the memory.

        I’ve come over funny just with the memory of it.

        I always assumed the young people involved only did it lookin for the ride, any stories to share Andyourpointis ?

          1. rotide

            9 or 10?!?!

            The ones I’m talking about were run by Fr Trendy and featured a folk group comprised of a few leaving cert students and an Alpha folkist or two from college.

            My sympathies for having to go through that at that age.

    1. Caroline™

      There’s nothing quite like that pause between the end of a folk song and the priest speaking into the microphone again. That pause is everything.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        Heh. That’s gas. And true. Before the hummana hummana hummana drone of mass kicked in again.

  2. ahjayzis

    Are these people licensed by Jesus as tied agents? Like a broker?

    I’d need to see documentation that they’re actually a proper franchisee of HIS HOLY HEARTYNESS before purchasing through them.

    I wouldn’t buy a Phonewatch subscription from the sacristan, like.

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