39 thoughts on “The Dog Ate My Homework

      1. Mr. Camomile T

        Oh my God, I am genuinely embarrassed by misspelling ‘hear’. There aren’t enough facepalms. I’m so sorry everyone.

        1. ReproBertie

          I couldn’t get the Jayo in without using the hear as the starter.

          Meant nothing by it. All the best for Sunday.

  1. postmanpat

    PS: Santa isn’t real. also your parents don’t love each other they probably just “settled” for each other because of the whole biological clock thing, but don’t worry, they are both professionals so when they break up ( and they will break up ) it really wont be your fault, ….probably…,but still, you’ll have 2 birthdays and 2 Christmases’. that’s at least something right? Look kid, the dog was in pain. Boom Boom got a better end than most humans….oh god..stop crying…

  2. Eamonn Clancy

    Oh no, wait till they find out what happens to poor oul Jesus. And as for Bambi… How will you all cope?

        1. Sheik Yahbouti

          Yup. When I was ten I understood with perfect clarity that my mother was dead, and was never coming back.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I read some very dodgy rumours about him on t’internet. Doesn’t make him any less funny, but if true he’s a complete sillybilly.

  3. Mick Lamass

    Think this is a great story. Death of a pet is often the only experience of death and grief that children encounter, if they’re lucky. Adults are pretty crap at grief.
    I’d say the class discussion after this could have taken ages, if the teacher is decent.
    The questions, all but #5, are pretty bland for 4th class.

  4. Clampers Outside!

    And…. so…

    Kids react differently. Two nieces of mine, one got very upset over the death of budgie, the other, after being asked ‘so how are you after Joey died?’ replied…

    ‘We’re going to get another one’, and off she went… skipping…

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