‘Dataclasm’, I think, claimed that beautiful people are less popular on online dating sites than people with something quirkily awry with them, or who make their personality more visible in their ‘look’. All kinds of possible reasons why (intimidation, boredom…perceived smugness? Who knows), but anyway, that’s how it works, apparently. So pity the poor lonely beautiful people who need a separate forum to comfort themselves with cause everyone hates on them so much.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Dear Niamh,
can I have sexy time with you?
mildred st. meadowlark
This is the broadsheet equivalent of a dickpic.
MoyestWithExcitement
Go on then, I’ll have sex with you, ya scamp.
Hammertime
Isn’t this run by the same crowd as Ashley Madison?
The Old Boy
Well, I have a face like a candle on a fireplace , so I doubt I’ll be applying.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Eye of the beholder, old bean.
You never know.
Niallo
I hae been compared to a carrier bag full of mayonaise…
bertie blenkinsop
I’ve been told I’m ‘sound’ enough times to get the hint.
dylad
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire.
Morto if you applied then got an email to say you’re application was rejected.
Happened to a friend of mind so it did.
Yes indeed, a friend.
The Real Jane
Well I hope you’ve cut them out now.
realPolithicks
I’d like to express my sympathy to your ah “friend”…
Harry Molloy
ah that’s been around ages, a bunch of us put our photos up to see if we’d get in.
members then vote on you. most of us were accepted because if you haven’t got at least on photo where you look like a ride then you weren’t blessed with looks by any stretch.
none of us bothered paying the membership of course.
dylad
I put picture of myself up aged 7 and got loads of ‘beautifuls’
Daisy Chainsaw
Pretty.
Pretty vacant.
Mourinho
I’m told I’m handsome.
Well people tell the wife that I am.
I think they just feel sorry for her.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I’m cursed with good looks, and a certain amount of delusion.
I think this is the second-best thing ever.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Talent is a vampire, beauty is a curse.
– If you don’t agree you must be an ugly amateur. It’s the law..
Buy something else or buy botex. Stop doing it wrong.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
What the flip is wrong with me? Beauty’s not a ‘curse’.
I’ve several afflictions, of which it’s not the worst
I don’t need any doctor
I’d rather just get locked, or
Give bad Biology to a nice nurse.
CousinJack
About time.
Rating people – living the dream
:-Joe
Those kooky crazy kool cats over in vice.com had this website as part of a doco-piece on the subject of yes, you guessed it…
……..NARCISSIM
I got accepted using a photoshopped picture of someone else on the site and have been rejecting everyone’s applications without even looking at them ever since….
Just out of my love and respect for anarchism.
:-J
petey
I’m beautiful on the inside.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I dare you.,
You and your big-bloused sister…
It takes a lot to be seen as stupid on this site, but somehow you seem to excel.
It’s my fault, isn’t it?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Forgive me my total affront
It must be me time of the month.
You’ll need lots more luck
If you’re acting the flip
Flap off, nobody gives a boIIicks, you cnut.
I presume I won that one. It was easy.
Let’s go ahead, but next time make it harder for me.
That one was quite rather quick
I think you are silly
Lik mi baws, an den suck me dik.
Not all my limericks are gooder than the udder ones of them. Sorry.
‘Dataclasm’, I think, claimed that beautiful people are less popular on online dating sites than people with something quirkily awry with them, or who make their personality more visible in their ‘look’. All kinds of possible reasons why (intimidation, boredom…perceived smugness? Who knows), but anyway, that’s how it works, apparently. So pity the poor lonely beautiful people who need a separate forum to comfort themselves with cause everyone hates on them so much.
Dear Niamh,
can I have sexy time with you?
This is the broadsheet equivalent of a dickpic.
Go on then, I’ll have sex with you, ya scamp.
Isn’t this run by the same crowd as Ashley Madison?
Well, I have a face like a candle on a fireplace , so I doubt I’ll be applying.
Eye of the beholder, old bean.
You never know.
I hae been compared to a carrier bag full of mayonaise…
I’ve been told I’m ‘sound’ enough times to get the hint.
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire.
I have a face like a burst turnip so I’m out.
I am a pretty successful model on http://www.ugly.org/ ?
Guess which.
Morto if you applied then got an email to say you’re application was rejected.
Happened to a friend of mind so it did.
Yes indeed, a friend.
Well I hope you’ve cut them out now.
I’d like to express my sympathy to your ah “friend”…
ah that’s been around ages, a bunch of us put our photos up to see if we’d get in.
members then vote on you. most of us were accepted because if you haven’t got at least on photo where you look like a ride then you weren’t blessed with looks by any stretch.
none of us bothered paying the membership of course.
I put picture of myself up aged 7 and got loads of ‘beautifuls’
Pretty.
Pretty vacant.
I’m told I’m handsome.
Well people tell the wife that I am.
I think they just feel sorry for her.
I’m cursed with good looks, and a certain amount of delusion.
I think this is the second-best thing ever.
Talent is a vampire, beauty is a curse.
– If you don’t agree you must be an ugly amateur. It’s the law..
Buy something else or buy botex. Stop doing it wrong.
What the flip is wrong with me? Beauty’s not a ‘curse’.
I’ve several afflictions, of which it’s not the worst
I don’t need any doctor
I’d rather just get locked, or
Give bad Biology to a nice nurse.
About time.
Rating people – living the dream
Those kooky crazy kool cats over in vice.com had this website as part of a doco-piece on the subject of yes, you guessed it…
……..NARCISSIM
I got accepted using a photoshopped picture of someone else on the site and have been rejecting everyone’s applications without even looking at them ever since….
Just out of my love and respect for anarchism.
:-J
I’m beautiful on the inside.
I dare you.,
You and your big-bloused sister…
It takes a lot to be seen as stupid on this site, but somehow you seem to excel.
It’s my fault, isn’t it?
Forgive me my total affront
It must be me time of the month.
You’ll need lots more luck
If you’re acting the flip
Flap off, nobody gives a boIIicks, you cnut.
I presume I won that one. It was easy.
Let’s go ahead, but next time make it harder for me.
That one was quite rather quick
I think you are silly
Lik mi baws, an den suck me dik.
Not all my limericks are gooder than the udder ones of them. Sorry.