Last night.
John Meagher tweetz:
Bike clamped on Exchequer Street [Dublin 2] – I’ve seen it all now…
Thanks Dave McGinn
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Last night.
John Meagher tweetz:
Bike clamped on Exchequer Street [Dublin 2] – I’ve seen it all now…
Thanks Dave McGinn
I bet it works though :)
Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Depending on which head, I just might have
Have you seen a donkey fk a park bench?
I saw a donkey attempt to make love to a gate. Does that count?
Classy Jess.
Have you ever seen a whale? With a polka-dot tail?
“‘Course I can’t say I’ve seen London, and I ain’t never been to France. And I ain’t never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I’ll tell you what … I guess I seen somethin’ every bit as stupefyin’ as you’d see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin’ like the good Lord gypped me. “
Have you ever seen the rain comin’ down on a sunny day?
Have you ever seen a Hippo with sunscreen or a Duck in a raincoat?
Touched the rain down in Africa?
Ah, c’mon! The the mick well and truly taken.
Have you ever seen a mick well and truly taken?
Dead horse flogged now.
Must be a joke? It is locked to a bike rack.
Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?
Have you seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
A town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Darned if he knows how he got it and darned if he knows how to use it.
Heh heh mule…