20 thoughts on “All The Trimmings

      1. bisted

        …too little too late Obama…the same Obama who last month committed to giving the zionazis $38billion in military aid…

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Im having problems…

    I was trying to scroll down this page as fast as possible and I accidently enlarged one of the photos.
    I got a dog’s arse in me face.

    its supposed to be Christmas.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    fecking tablets… androids, etc…
    Don’t pay any attention to me.

    Have a lovely Christmas, equally.
    Be niice to each other and remember that Love will Always be stronger than social media.
    Love and be loved.

    But yeah, Christmas is stupid…

    1. Frilly Keane

      Ah I dunno
      I like the whole indulgence
      The over the top decorations
      Food Drink more food drink drink
      The need for us to make Brussel Sprouts welcome
      The telly
      The 8 different desserts on the go
      The need to be in your Sunday Clothes at 7 in the morning

      What’s not to like

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I was working yesterday. I’m working again later today.
        It’s a pain in the brussel sprouts.

        But hey Frilly, you remember that Golden Dorks thing last Friday?
        -Yeah, that one where you were supposed to dedicate or nominate a song for another commenter?
        – You know what I’m talking about. I know you do.

        YOU were and still are the only person on this site that I can apply a personality to.
        Everybody else is just ‘Blandsheet’.
        (Burkie Blankingstrop has his moments…but yeah…)

        My pont is… The only reason I didn’t vote for you was because I thought it was a two-horse race and I wanted to be the winner. I’m sorry.
        Now that I know that I’ve lost you can have this for free; It’s called ‘I’m sorry’.

        I love how part of the percussion sounds like someone cocking a rifle. I think it’s funny.

        Never stop being yourself.
        I don’t understand you sometimes, but I love your attitude always.
        (Bunkie Brokenstrap is okay too, sometimes, but yeah…)

        And all you younger readers… I hope your kids are driving you mad.
        Happy Christmas.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I getcha.
            – Just stay fruity and we’ll be friends forever.
            – Buck the free-grudgers and stand tall.

            I bet you’re good in bed.
            I don’t know… I can just tell…
            Maybe I’m psychic…
            I think I am, but if you’d like to prove me wrong…

        1. bertie blenkinsop

          Bunkie Brokenstrap!
          You’re a loon, don’t ever change :)

          Merry Christmas to all from the fire escape in the sky xxx

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Frilly and Barkie are cool
    The rest of you, go back to school
    I’d bet all of my money
    You could never be funny
    – Which is funny, but maybe too cruel.

    Nobody says you don’t try
    But sometimes I ask myself why?
    When you do what you do
    And it’s all about YOU…
    I fart first, then let out a sigh.

    Close your eyes, pretend I’m an elf
    Imagine I live on a shelf…
    These tricks and your trolixx
    Are a load of nonsense
    What’s wrong is what’s wrong with YOURSELF

    Perhaps you have wonderful dreams
    You see ‘The (limited) World just as it seems.
    It’s mostly mirrors and smoke
    Smoke, mirrors, then a bad joke…
    The rest of it doesn’t rhyme. I don’t get paid for this. Be like a turkey and get stuffed.

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