Lunchtime.
At Antrim Area Hospital up North.
Elly Parker’s mum receives a “dairy free salad with ham”.
Elly writes:
Thought you might like this for posting – it’s in Northern Ireland, but shows that the conditions aren’t any better up there.
Previously: Your Irish Hospital Breakfast Has Arrived
No ham done
ha
sorry
Your joke was hamazing.
Gammon, it wasn’t that great.
I though it was smokin’ !
I’ll be bac on here tomorrow
With a better slice of hu-amour
Quit while you’re ahead, Old Vic
I’m on a streak
are you trying to parma that off as a joke?
Strictly speaking I’m a hamateur but folks who have an appetite for my salty humour reckon I should turn pro-sciutto. I don’t know though – some of the audience say I only have given them pain(-cetta)
As my Scottish uncle would say: Denny take the pish, lad.
I bet that’ll encourage a speedy recovery though, good tactic by the staff.
I bet you know that northern delicacy, introduced to me by my granny, vegetable roll.
Something like meat dotted with something veg coulored. Vividly so.
Tasty though, and still on the go.
All vegetables were decommissioned during the Peas Process.
By the look of the receipt it was a planned meal. “SB Ham Slice” – but its hard to read.
patients name, bed and ward on slip as well.
I waited until she was checked out of hosp today before posting. Name isn’t in full, and she’s no longer in the bed, so figured it wouldn’t matter on the slip.
glad that’s the case, good thinking :)
And the comment underneath reads “dairy free salad with ham”
I suppose they got that much right Ham comes from a pig and not a cow!
Paleo and Gluten Free.
I don’t think cured meats count as Paleo. Also, not necessarily gluten free … supermarket ham is injected with starches to make it look juicier and this could well be wheat based.
bit a mustard. nice.
jesus, that is grim.
I worked there one summer as a porter. Brings me back.
They really made a pig’s ear of that order…
I dont want to be a ham about this but any chance of some salad cream.
Rubbish.
It looks nothing like Ireland.
It looks like a deflated kidney that got put on the wrong trolley. Someone’s been sewn up with a dairy free salad and ham inside them.
Then thank your lucky stars you were not the patient there. Unfortunately I am the patient who was presented with the excuse of a meal!
Norm iron on a plate. Miserable place….
That’s luxury by Antrim standards.