A defiantly-colored one-off deck MISSING.
Laura Gaynor writes:
I know you don’t normally do this but I’m wondering if you can help reunite me with my skateboard.
I left it/ last saw it on the 11am train from Dun Laoghaire [County Dublin] to Greystones [County Wicklow] but it is now missing.
it’s is a custom-made one-off Penneyboard. There is only one of this board in existence and it looks like an Irish flag.
I got it because I don’t like cycling or walking. Can the readers of broadsheet help reunite me with the extension of my feet?
Anyone?
UPDATE:
@broadsheet_ie @_LauraGaynor Yes laura it’s same as I found it you’ll get it back I made a Twitter account to contact you
— Harry O’Donovan (@HarryODonovan17) February 3, 2017
. @broadsheet_ie @HarryODonovan17 reunited with the skateboard! Thanks so much! I’m so happy to have it back 😊😊😊 here’s a blurry selfie pic.twitter.com/hqud0Y2Ljv
— Laura Gaynor (@_LauraGaynor) February 3, 2017
Radacious.
Nice one Harry, in fairness.
…have you tried your local TD?
think I just seen Bart Simpson whizz by on it. I asked him to stop but he just said ‘eat my shorts man’ and skated off.
Anyone over the age of 10 who owns a skateboard needs to have a long look at themselves
Oh dear. What other things are the over 10s not allowed to have? Can I keep my Hula Hoop?
You fancy her.
Agreed.
And you.
What about professional skateboarding? How is different to any other sport / activity ?
Just because it’s not plastered over TV and doesn’t have huge alcohol sponsoring , it’s not real to you . Proper bog brain.
I’m guessing you’re:
a. Over 10
b. Own a skateboard
c. Hang about outside Portobello college with your arse hanging out of your trousers
d. Wear a woolly hat regardless of the weather
e. Are still working on Movember 2013
Anyway – I assume that if you are any of the above, your goal in life is to somehow get paid lots of money to dick about on a plank of wood in america somewhere. Which won’t happen. Either that or you need to have a long look at yourself.
I am none of those things. I just can’t stand sneering, sad case, ejits like yourself.
I’m with you Compassion Cash .
I tried to make an anagram of that other lad’s name to cheer you up.
I have A.S.H.I.T.E so far, but I have to think of something I can spell with the leftover letters…
W.A.N.C.E and R.
Ooooh anagrams – what fun
Wearnicehats – How about Acne War Shi.te? – I prefer “A Teacher Wins” myself
Compassion Cash – “moccasin ass hop” (i like this because it ties in with the skateboarder thing and with what I think of them)
badatmemes – how about “Stab me dame”? although I think you’d be more at home with “basted me ma”
anyhoo see ya later boy (see what I did there)
bravo!
I like anagrams too.
Anyone man with a beard who uses a skateboard need a good talking to.
I use one to move large heavy stuff like washing machines and such; turns when you lean it, leave the end poking out to push down to lift front over door jambs etc. Today’s top tip.
I use mine to move large heavy stuff like pianos and such.
I also bring an office chair and play a few tunes along the way.
Hopefully you get it back!
hope you didn’t catch something from inda –
Hooray for Harry.
Hard luck Tony and Mike.