Have You Seen My Board?

A defiantly-colored one-off deck MISSING.

I know you don’t normally do this but I’m wondering if you can help reunite me with my skateboard.

I left it/ last saw it on the 11am train from Dun Laoghaire [County Dublin] to Greystones [County Wicklow] but it is now missing.

it’s is a custom-made one-off Penneyboard. There is only one of this board in existence and it looks like an Irish flag.

I got it because I don’t like cycling or walking. Can the readers of broadsheet help reunite me with the extension of my feet?

Anyone?

UPDATE:

@broadsheet_ie @_LauraGaynor Yes laura it’s same as I found it you’ll get it back I made a Twitter account to contact you

— Harry O’Donovan (@HarryODonovan17) February 3, 2017

. @broadsheet_ie @HarryODonovan17 reunited with the skateboard! Thanks so much! I’m so happy to have it back 😊😊😊 here’s a blurry selfie pic.twitter.com/hqud0Y2Ljv

— Laura Gaynor (@_LauraGaynor) February 3, 2017

Radacious.

Nice one Harry, in fairness.

19 thoughts on “Have You Seen My Board?”

bisted February 3, 2017 at 12:53 pm

…have you tried your local TD?

Alex Francis February 3, 2017 at 1:07 pm

think I just seen Bart Simpson whizz by on it. I asked him to stop but he just said ‘eat my shorts man’ and skated off.

wearnicehats February 3, 2017 at 1:09 pm

Anyone over the age of 10 who owns a skateboard needs to have a long look at themselves

Tony February 3, 2017 at 1:15 pm

Oh dear. What other things are the over 10s not allowed to have? Can I keep my Hula Hoop?
1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq February 3, 2017 at 2:42 pm
  
  You fancy her.
Mike Oxlong February 3, 2017 at 1:31 pm

Agreed.
1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq February 3, 2017 at 2:44 pm
  
  And you.
Compassion Cash February 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

What about professional skateboarding? How is different to any other sport / activity ?

Just because it’s not plastered over TV and doesn’t have huge alcohol sponsoring , it’s not real to you . Proper bog brain.
1. wearnicehats February 3, 2017 at 2:47 pm
  
  I’m guessing you’re:
  
  a. Over 10
  b. Own a skateboard
  c. Hang about outside Portobello college with your arse hanging out of your trousers
  d. Wear a woolly hat regardless of the weather
  e. Are still working on Movember 2013
  
  Anyway – I assume that if you are any of the above, your goal in life is to somehow get paid lots of money to dick about on a plank of wood in america somewhere. Which won’t happen. Either that or you need to have a long look at yourself.
  1. Compassion Cash February 3, 2017 at 4:08 pm
    
    I am none of those things. I just can’t stand sneering, sad case, ejits like yourself.
    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq February 3, 2017 at 4:24 pm
      
      I’m with you Compassion Cash .
      I tried to make an anagram of that other lad’s name to cheer you up.
      I have A.S.H.I.T.E so far, but I have to think of something I can spell with the leftover letters…
      W.A.N.C.E and R.
    2. wearnicehats February 3, 2017 at 5:49 pm
      
      Ooooh anagrams – what fun
      
      Wearnicehats – How about Acne War Shi.te? – I prefer “A Teacher Wins” myself
      
      Compassion Cash – “moccasin ass hop” (i like this because it ties in with the skateboarder thing and with what I think of them)
      
      badatmemes – how about “Stab me dame”? although I think you’d be more at home with “basted me ma”
      
      anyhoo see ya later boy (see what I did there)
    3. mildred st. meadowlark February 3, 2017 at 6:16 pm
      
      bravo!
      
      I like anagrams too.
Iwerzon February 3, 2017 at 3:12 pm

Anyone man with a beard who uses a skateboard need a good talking to.
Sheikh Yabooti February 3, 2017 at 3:33 pm

I use one to move large heavy stuff like washing machines and such; turns when you lean it, leave the end poking out to push down to lift front over door jambs etc. Today’s top tip.
1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq February 3, 2017 at 3:58 pm
  
  I use mine to move large heavy stuff like pianos and such.
  I also bring an office chair and play a few tunes along the way.