OK… is ‘mature cheddar flavour’ a thing now, and what is that thing….
It’s a bit like…
Hey, I made a cake, with cake ingredients.
What did you use?
Cake
Hmmmmm, cake.
RiderOnTheStorm
The thing is, with this thing, it is just simply ‘mature cheddar flavour’ and that is the thing……You know the type of thing.
Strictly speaking it should be labelled ‘mature cheddar flavour cheese without any cheese’ but that would be a bit of a mouthful to ask for in a shop.
Also bearing in mind that if you went into a cheesemonger and said: ” I’d like some mature cheddar…..” and before you’d have ‘flavour, please’ out, he’d be back to the counter quick-as-a-flash lugging a big round of red cheddar, off of which to cut you a wedge.
Now, when he realises you simply require some ‘mature cheddar flavour’, he can either:
(a) let you lick his fingers (on the house)
or
(b) reach down below the counter (into the bin) and flog you 200g. of this shi…….I mean, thing.
P.S. As you brought up the cake thing ………..how the fook do you explain Cheesecake??
Bertie Blenkinsop
Is that Suzanne’s hair?
Gorgeous colour. :)
Brother Barnabas
!MILDREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
bertie blenkinsop
Mildred insists on an open, never meet, never speak, in fact stay out of my postal district altogether kinda relationship so I reckon I’m safe enough.
mildred st. meadowlark
You a jessica rabbit fan, Bert?
bertie blenkinsop
* deletes browsing history *
Maybe….
mildred st. meadowlark
Don’t blame you.
I’m a bit of a Christina Hendricks fan myself <3
bertie blenkinsop
Sigh.
sooooo much in common.
mildred st. meadowlark
She is Venus incarnate. No one could deny that.
bertie blenkinsop
She’s what my da calls a two black bags job i.e. you’d go home and pack all of your worldly possessions into two bin liners and disappear into the sunset with a woman like her
Seosamh
How does it taste?
Murtles
The pseudo cheese or Suzanne’s hair?
Rob_G
Jaysus – any chance of a few more photos of unfinished Luas stops, please?
And Social Justice For All
I actually was hoping for more of those unending feminist theory debates myself
mildred st. meadowlark
Happy to oblige…
Shall we begin?
Murtles
Worse than Quorn “Chicken” and “Mince”. What’s next? Sweet free sugar?
Rugbyfan
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Jonjo
Like those other dodgy products.
The 2 litre tub of vanilla flavoured iced dessert. Note how we didn’t say it was ice cream?
Or chocolate flavour bar. :-o
DavidT
If cheese from animal milk had never existed, would fake cheese have been invented?
Bertie Blenkinsop
And what was the first man to milk a cow up to?
Brother Barnabas
True fact: as a young lad, I genuinely believed that I had invented masturbation.
Looks like the kind of stuff the Happy Pear boys would put their name to. Ralph-tastic.
Harry Molloy
Colour is also wrong, there’s no such thing as red Cheddar
Mary Jane
The reason some people choose a product such as this is A) because they’re lactose intolerant B) It’s a product which doesn’t support an industry that is cruel in many ways. Forced impregnating of a cow, her newborn calf taken from her so that the milk which was meant to be for the calf is given to a different species altogether…. humans. Bizarre really, humans eating a food which is primarily comprised of milk from a different species.
bertie blenkinsop
Yes, but isn’t her hair a really lovely colour?
Brother Barnabas
I don’t think that’s anyone’s hair, Bertie. Pretty sure it’s the tail of a young foal. Still a lovely colour.
Great coverage for VioLife. well done!
mmmmmm……cheddar flavour…..sounds delicious.
It’d be like eating a slice of rubber I would think.
” Ingredients: Water, coconut oil (23%), modified starch, starch, sea salt, mature cheddar flavour, olive extract, colour: b-carotene, vitamin B12. ”
OK… is ‘mature cheddar flavour’ a thing now, and what is that thing….
It’s a bit like…
Hey, I made a cake, with cake ingredients.
What did you use?
Cake
Hmmmmm, cake.
The thing is, with this thing, it is just simply ‘mature cheddar flavour’ and that is the thing……You know the type of thing.
Strictly speaking it should be labelled ‘mature cheddar flavour cheese without any cheese’ but that would be a bit of a mouthful to ask for in a shop.
Also bearing in mind that if you went into a cheesemonger and said: ” I’d like some mature cheddar…..” and before you’d have ‘flavour, please’ out, he’d be back to the counter quick-as-a-flash lugging a big round of red cheddar, off of which to cut you a wedge.
Now, when he realises you simply require some ‘mature cheddar flavour’, he can either:
(a) let you lick his fingers (on the house)
or
(b) reach down below the counter (into the bin) and flog you 200g. of this shi…….I mean, thing.
P.S. As you brought up the cake thing ………..how the fook do you explain Cheesecake??
Is that Suzanne’s hair?
Gorgeous colour. :)
!MILDREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Mildred insists on an open, never meet, never speak, in fact stay out of my postal district altogether kinda relationship so I reckon I’m safe enough.
You a jessica rabbit fan, Bert?
* deletes browsing history *
Maybe….
Don’t blame you.
I’m a bit of a Christina Hendricks fan myself <3
Sigh.
sooooo much in common.
She is Venus incarnate. No one could deny that.
She’s what my da calls a two black bags job i.e. you’d go home and pack all of your worldly possessions into two bin liners and disappear into the sunset with a woman like her
How does it taste?
The pseudo cheese or Suzanne’s hair?
Jaysus – any chance of a few more photos of unfinished Luas stops, please?
I actually was hoping for more of those unending feminist theory debates myself
Happy to oblige…
Shall we begin?
Worse than Quorn “Chicken” and “Mince”. What’s next? Sweet free sugar?
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Like those other dodgy products.
The 2 litre tub of vanilla flavoured iced dessert. Note how we didn’t say it was ice cream?
Or chocolate flavour bar. :-o
If cheese from animal milk had never existed, would fake cheese have been invented?
And what was the first man to milk a cow up to?
True fact: as a young lad, I genuinely believed that I had invented masturbation.
You ‘beat’ me to it !
We should have a Confessions thread.
you’ve already told us you’re a Liverpool fan, Bertie
you mean you’ve something worse?
You wouldn’t want to believe everything you read on the Internet.
I’ve a feeling it was a woman.
OK, what was the first man to milk a woman up to?
badum-TISH
No use of the word cheese anywhere. Nice.
Tasted it once…foulness in rubber form
No doubt but he won the election regardless.
Yeah, it’s absolute gick
Looks like the kind of stuff the Happy Pear boys would put their name to. Ralph-tastic.
Colour is also wrong, there’s no such thing as red Cheddar
The reason some people choose a product such as this is A) because they’re lactose intolerant B) It’s a product which doesn’t support an industry that is cruel in many ways. Forced impregnating of a cow, her newborn calf taken from her so that the milk which was meant to be for the calf is given to a different species altogether…. humans. Bizarre really, humans eating a food which is primarily comprised of milk from a different species.
Yes, but isn’t her hair a really lovely colour?
I don’t think that’s anyone’s hair, Bertie. Pretty sure it’s the tail of a young foal. Still a lovely colour.
Nobody’s perfect.
Mildred?
Nobody else.