18 thoughts on “De Tuesday Papers

    1. Kdoc

      Clearly their recent pay rise wasn’t enough to make ends meet in these straitened times. A man has to do whatever he can to get by.

    1. Nigel

      There once was a frood name of Zena
      Who for poetry couldn’t be keena
      They posted a statement
      To express discontentment
      And demand that The Moynesta delivah.

  1. Zena

    Why thank you, dearest Nigel, you’ve gone straight to the top of my xmas card list – and I don’t send xmas cards ;-)

    Great start to the day, kind sir, may you have a fabulous one.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Zena, I am androgynous, or self-sufficient. What used to be called a ‘wanker’ in olden daze.
    I’m not trying to ride you but I can write some super limericks in extra quick time.
    I do it for free, but if you want proper quality it might take more than three minutes/hours, whatever…

    Gimme a topic.
    Any topic.
    Get your pets out of the room and put on your sunglasses before I blind you

      1. Zena

        @ Memes

        You may disappear but you’d be back quicker than you left – you’ve had more come-backs than Boyzone.

        Ok, can you write one about where you’d like to be in five years time? Let’s see what you’ve got.

  3. bisted

    …Fintan O’Toole’s words at the top of the IT seem destined to be transformed from comment to prophesy…

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