24 thoughts on “De Bank Holiday Monday Papers

  1. Charger Salmons

    I shall pour myself a glass or two of shampoo and raise one of them to celebrate the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ risen from the dead.
    And,of course,the start of the English county cricket season.
    Yorkshire,Yorkshire.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m going to pretend I’m drunk when I’m sober, and pretend I’m sober when I’m drunk.
    – Don’t ask me how it works but it just works.

    It isn’t easy pretending to be drunk without resorting to misspellings or being esoteric, but a large vocabulary and a modicum of self-reflection in every comment is the pathway to self-glory.
    Get drunk. See what happens, but never look back at what you said earlier on and do your best to keep the attention of your reader by keeping your sentences as short as possible. Thanks.

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