Ten minutes later the tree was struck by sixty tomahawk missiles, sending a serious message to the Ents/Groot coalition.
Lush
:)
Malta
Off-topic, but can anybody tell me what type of tree that is?
mildred st. meadowlark
Some variety of cherry blossom, I’d wager. Looks like the one in my garden.
Janet, I ate my avatar
they are setting up free Wi-Fi at Base Camp Everest, brave new world
bisted
…Rose of Tralee speech tree…
Friscondo
We now live in an age where a child advocating assassination of a head of state seems reasonable.
Starina
nah it’s kid logic. always has been. when i was a wee ‘un i told my parents that when i became president the first thing i’d do is get rid of money.
mildred st. meadowlark
+crayons have souls and if you step on one it crushes their spirit so lets crush them to dust mammy
(courtesy of mini meadowlark)
mildred st. meadowlark
She also told someone they were ‘a limp-dick’ the other day, but that’s almost certainly my fault.
Janet, I ate my avatar
yes they must or how else do they give you rainbow poo ?
mildred st. meadowlark
No finer gift shall a mother receive ;)
Andy
parenting fail
mildred st. meadowlark
Clearly you don’t have kids.
Bill
I do and this is a parenting fail.
These words came from the parents mouth, not the childs thoughts.
mildred st. meadowlark
You are naive if you think kids won’t pick up stuff. No matter how careful I am she hears at least 40% of things she’s not supposed to.
And lets just take into account the things we can’t control, while we’re at it. I can’t stop her picking up things from she hears from her grandparents, who mind her while I’m in work. Or from something said by our neighbours when in the back garden. Or perhaps even just by having the news on in the background.
Don’t underestimate the intelligence of children. They will listen in, especially if they think they aren’t supposed to. Even when you think they aren’t listening. Show me the parent who has never let an errant curse pass their lips or said something they weren’t supposed to.
There isn’t one, in case you’re interested.
“Out of the mouths of babes…”
Ugh, fingernails.
clean though
* shudder *
Toenails?
Short and impeccably painted.
But enough about mine…
runners toenails, down to impeccably painted skin
toenails a distant memory
Ten minutes later the tree was struck by sixty tomahawk missiles, sending a serious message to the Ents/Groot coalition.
:)
Off-topic, but can anybody tell me what type of tree that is?
Some variety of cherry blossom, I’d wager. Looks like the one in my garden.
they are setting up free Wi-Fi at Base Camp Everest, brave new world
…Rose of Tralee speech tree…
We now live in an age where a child advocating assassination of a head of state seems reasonable.
nah it’s kid logic. always has been. when i was a wee ‘un i told my parents that when i became president the first thing i’d do is get rid of money.
+crayons have souls and if you step on one it crushes their spirit so lets crush them to dust mammy
(courtesy of mini meadowlark)
She also told someone they were ‘a limp-dick’ the other day, but that’s almost certainly my fault.
yes they must or how else do they give you rainbow poo ?
No finer gift shall a mother receive ;)
parenting fail
Clearly you don’t have kids.
I do and this is a parenting fail.
These words came from the parents mouth, not the childs thoughts.
You are naive if you think kids won’t pick up stuff. No matter how careful I am she hears at least 40% of things she’s not supposed to.
And lets just take into account the things we can’t control, while we’re at it. I can’t stop her picking up things from she hears from her grandparents, who mind her while I’m in work. Or from something said by our neighbours when in the back garden. Or perhaps even just by having the news on in the background.
Don’t underestimate the intelligence of children. They will listen in, especially if they think they aren’t supposed to. Even when you think they aren’t listening. Show me the parent who has never let an errant curse pass their lips or said something they weren’t supposed to.
There isn’t one, in case you’re interested.
why do people think it was a child that wrote it?