Splutter!

Rob writes:

UKIP launched their manifesto for the UK General Election yesterday. A friend of mine has the misfortune of having to read it for his nub and has been sending me the “best” parts. It’s as mad as you’d hope. As well as saying burquas should be banned because they deprive the wearer of vitamin D they are also looking to Bono for policy advice…

UKIP General Election 2017 Manifesto

6 thoughts on “U2IP

  1. Scundered

    But but but Bono is who we always turn for to get some wise words about any given subject… our reality version of Mrs Doubtfire sans bodysuit.

  2. Milk teeth

    They also apparently want to discourage schools issuing yellow star stickers to pupils (because of the EU flag) – no joke.

  3. Daisy Chainsaw

    I hope Paul Nuttall is okay after the Manchester bombing. In all likelyhood, he was onstage performing, or in the front row watching, or not anywhere near it, but watched it on the telly so it was like he was there.

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