Ah here.
Al Katraz writes:
I know you don’t usually do this sort of thing, but I’ve had my bike stolen for the SECOND time in its lifetime.
My blue Specialized Sirrus men’s bike was first stolen from outside my house about five years ago, but thanks to an eagle-eyed person on the internet, the not-very-clever thief putting it up for sale the same day under his own name on Adverts.ie and an ensuing incredibly exciting garda sting operation, I got it back.
This time, however, it’s been stolen from Dublin city centre, where the thieves may not be so dense, so I’m hoping the Broadsheet massive can help.
I locked the bike to a street sign at the junction of Capel Street and Little Britain Street [Dublin 1] at about 10pm on Friday night and when I returned at 2pm today (July 8) it was gone.
I know I shouldn’t have left it overnight, and yes I know I should have used more than one lock, but it was a special occasion as I was going to The Black Sheep to meet a friend who only comes home to Ireland about once every five years as he has a phobia of flying (hi John!).
Briefly, this is the bike: Specialized Sirrus men’s bike. Dark metallic blue with white writing and white stripes. Black handlebars, footstraps, silver seatpost, black clip-on mudguards, silver brake levers, and the handlebar grips have been replaced with cheap black rubber ones.
The saddle is red and black with hole down the middle. It’s basically the same bike as the one in the photo.
Any sightings/info/suggestions where to look from Broadsheeters would be greatly appreciated..
Anyone?







This is not a joke.
I work very close to there and I get on great with the little local tykes who may or may not have stolen your
tricyclebicycle.I’ll see what I can do on Monday.
I have me suspicions.
Actually, if you just let me finish me dinner I’ll get on the blower.
10 minutes, tops.
NOT a joke.
…with hole down the middle….
I nearly choked on me sausage.
That’s a joke.
…waiting for one of them to get back to me.
Funnily enough this is also not a joke too.
Got a text back…
It said:
yeah ill try me best
No punctuation.
No joke.
As the beautiful Bush once sang to the angelic Gabriel, ”don’t give up…;;
Inspectre Memes is on the case.
Here’s a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvRP2ss6TXE
It’s a pity.
Somebody has your bike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQxRKeKi2p4
It’s not funny.
Oh I liked that.
deadly perfect for my
Sunday morning tune with a black coffee and an empty house
that’s BAD
For when you hopefully get your bike back this time… perhaps invest in a tracking device.
https://www.thetileapp.com/?opt=sem&utm_campaign=sb_g_tb-acq_low_snew_brand-core_alsc_intl-gbl_exact&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=198746117715&utm_term=tile-e&adgroup=58700002488845400&gclid=CJKVyrPe-tQCFUOT7QodExMK_A&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CPzA5LPe-tQCFauv7QodNGMEKw
https://www.thetrackr.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=629364704&utm_term=trackr&utm_content=195979599837&gclid=CLCk99Xe-tQCFa297Qod3oQCqw
Is this some sort of joke?
Hahahahahahajahajajajahahhhhhh
Also, yes.
shut up Brother
sorry Harry
it won’t happen again
promise
Posten for the second time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p55wXWyc4o
(Only joking. It’s completely different and escaped first, so it shouldn’t be second. Go deh Tanya.)
Can I just say this is the first time I’ve ever been on television?
What?
All these single ladies…All these single ladies…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns_0zp00UQk
Whichever you’d do, I’d do it before you.
Night fever, night fee-verrrrr…
Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Do you want your old lobby washed down, con shine?
Stay in/out to get lucky.
There’s a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do?
Night fever, night fee-verrrrr…
Hang on a minute…. I did that one already…
Sorry, is your Mother in?
cheers !
you throw out my kinda choons
It’s an uncertified hit.
I don’t know about you but I’d hit it.
She’s a rose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsbCPVmOvY
I’m arosen
REM fans, etc.,If you open this following video in two windows at once it sounds louder.
But you shouldn’t be syncing them… I play one faster and the other one even faster.
It’s how I met me neighbours, and why I only remember the blondey one.
His Mother was attractive, and that’s an understatement.*
Anyway, all them single ladies???
Eh???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfU_RMbUCA
*She isn’t a natural blonde. I checked.
The R. the A, the G, the G…
Oh…why don’t I stop…
Daddy Freddy articulates it betterly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCmMmiRXKPM
Super Sharp.
I think Oscar might have this to say: ‘To have a the bike stolen once may be regarded as a misfortune; to have it stolen twice looks like carelessness.’
I think he just posted this to show his coolness:
1) Drinks craft beer
2) Has environmentally aware friends
I stopped reading.
at what age?
You cannot be sirrus!
“I locked the bike to a street sign at the junction of Capel Street and Little Britain Street [Dublin 1] at about 10pm on Friday night and when I returned at 2pm today (July 8) it was gone.”
You deserve to have it stolen.