25 thoughts on “How Big?

  1. mildred st. meadowlark

    I didn’t get very upset at this news.

    Honestly, I didn’t. And, no, they aren’t tears.

          1. Frilly Keane

            absolutely

            drift a bit further South

            and twin the Cork Filum Festival with the Cannes crowd
            and the Jazz with the Montreux set up

  2. Harry Molloy

    Mayo has a much bigger package than Galway.

    Peniswise, I love galway city and Connemara too much to claim otherwise.

    But in terms of dick and male fragility, we win.

      1. Friscondo

        Oh, for the love of god, grow a sense of humour. You must be great craic to go out for a pint with.

  3. Nigel

    Iceberg bigger than Irish county but still not as big as human capacity to get hung up on trivia in the face of the disintegration of the planet,

    1. Friscondo

      Didn’t realise, one could be engaged in the climate change disaster and simultaneously post a mildly amusing piece from RTE. I deeply apologise. Po faced contributions seem to be the theme this evening. OMG!

      1. Nigel

        Sorry didn’t realise responding to mildly amusing piece from RTE with wry response of my own was like mugging someone dressed as a Teletubby. Apologies.

        1. Friscondo

          “Wry”, get over yourself. It’s just a piece about nothing. Climate change was not the point.

          1. Nigel

            Climate change is always the point Frscondo. Whenever the wind whispers in the leaves, climate change will be there, bringing about extreme weather events the size of Roscommon. See I made a joke Frscondo. Are you happy now? I got over myself. One day climate change will get over all of us. Then there will be no more laughter. Laugh while you can sweet Frscondo. Laughter the size of Mayo, that breaks off from the Antarctica of our hearts.

  4. tjoe Dolan

    ‘Will Galway bate Mayo? not if they’re floating towards Montevideo, they haven’t a hope a batin Mayo’……

  5. Topsy

    What’s Eamon Ryan to say about all these lolly pops melting away.
    Introduce a levy on lolly pop sticks.

  6. Murtles

    If it floats within a hundred miles of Mayo, some fella would have cattle on it in the morning.

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