Are You Ms Fries?


Mick Minogue writes:

This little crumpled heart beat blew against my foot as I walked down Camden Street yesterday. Must have been making its way since Friday night. No name, no number, just the question of an IBAN and the search to a salt n’ vinegar heart. Hopefully this lost lad makes the valuable lodgement.


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22 thoughts on “Are You Ms Fries?

  1. Cloud

    If it’s just the last number he’s missing he could just try different digits until he gets her.

    1. Gorev Mahagut

      No, he gave her his numbers, but he mispelled (note to Americans: he means “misspelt”, or maybe “mispelt”, I dunno) the last number. He doesn’t have any of her numbers at all, and even if he did, he’s not too good at spelling numbers so they’re probably all suspect. This is why education matters. Learn to spell all the numbers! (And learn the American spelling for the numbers also, in case).

  2. rotide

    Hello Sir,
    Would you be willing to commit multiple privacy offences so I can stalk a bird i fancy?


    PS You can now mispell numbers.

    1. Goosey Lucy

      Why yes! Here are all my customers bank details!
      Wait, what? You have an uncle who urgently needs to contact a long-list cousin also?

    1. Sheik Yahbouti

      And all he needs are her IBAN and BIC numbers!! :-D. Ah, the romance of it all……

  3. Murtles

    Misspelled numbers? Looking for bank details?
    I was meant to write 8 but put down RIDE? instead.
    I have her name but just want her IBAN number…..purely in the name of love of course.

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