I’m up to my haunches on Diana conspiracy. I parked off Kensington High Street en route to my hairdresser, Diana parked behind me an old B reg BMW, then asked me if I had 20p pieces for the meter. I did!
Harry Molloy
yeah but did you hold signs for her to read off a teleprompter at any stage?
Spaghetti Hoop
Typical British aristocrats – they never carry any cash.
Shayna
Tell me about it – my ex’s brother married a “Right Honourable” (daughter of an Earl). We went out for dinner in Islington to celebrate their engagement. The Earl had forgotten his wallet, Muggins had to pay the bill.
Brother Barnabas
The daughter of an Earl is a Right Honorable…
Some might think you’re a massive spoofer, Shayna. That’s allowed, of course (sure look at me).
mildred st. meadowlark
It’s an ‘Honorable’ Lady something or other. That title is only referred to in writing, but not spoken, if my memory serves correct.
Which it may not, in fairness, like.
Shayna
‘An Honorable Lady’ – thank you Mildred. I did go to the wedding. Manfred Mann band kinda reformed (as much as they could) played at the wedding reception.To be fair to types who own a village in Berkshire and and an island, they seemed good sorts. Lord paid me back on the wedding day (in cash)., for the whole Islington restaurant scenario despite my protestations.
Luke Warm
I love your stories Shayna. Keep them coming.
Shayna
Not so much, I went to Hillgrove with a BBC crew in Gloucs, at the servant’s entrance there were high viz coats hung at either end of the radiator – William and Harry.
Shayna
(Highgrove)
Topsy
Joe Canning = magic.
Shayna
Yikes! I’ve just been on air with Matthew Wright on Channel 5 – The Wright Stuff, talking about ties, I f**ed up, and they went to a commercial break.
mildred st. meadowlark
:D
They need to give you your own column here. It would be tremendous.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Broadsheet don’t give you a column.
You take one, in installments, by posting a series of comments on the same thread.
Trust me. I know.
mildred st. meadowlark
I’d love to see your cumulative efforts compiled under one vast, vast article.
It would be something, wouldn’t it?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
mildred darling. You’ll have to stop replying to my comments before they get published.
I’m beginning to suspect you’re a moderator.
I know. Ridiculous, isn’t it?
Janet, I ate my avatar
someone asked me if I was once
I was flabbergasted…
mildred st. meadowlark
Memes, my dear old fruitcake, what makes you think I’m not a moderator?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Nothing.
You seem like a nice person. I never called you a moderator.
Brother Barnabas
just pop by any Sunday morning, Mildred. it’s all there in all its ignominious inglory.
I’m up to my haunches on Diana conspiracy. I parked off Kensington High Street en route to my hairdresser, Diana parked behind me an old B reg BMW, then asked me if I had 20p pieces for the meter. I did!
yeah but did you hold signs for her to read off a teleprompter at any stage?
Typical British aristocrats – they never carry any cash.
Tell me about it – my ex’s brother married a “Right Honourable” (daughter of an Earl). We went out for dinner in Islington to celebrate their engagement. The Earl had forgotten his wallet, Muggins had to pay the bill.
The daughter of an Earl is a Right Honorable…
Some might think you’re a massive spoofer, Shayna. That’s allowed, of course (sure look at me).
It’s an ‘Honorable’ Lady something or other. That title is only referred to in writing, but not spoken, if my memory serves correct.
Which it may not, in fairness, like.
‘An Honorable Lady’ – thank you Mildred. I did go to the wedding. Manfred Mann band kinda reformed (as much as they could) played at the wedding reception.To be fair to types who own a village in Berkshire and and an island, they seemed good sorts. Lord paid me back on the wedding day (in cash)., for the whole Islington restaurant scenario despite my protestations.
I love your stories Shayna. Keep them coming.
Not so much, I went to Hillgrove with a BBC crew in Gloucs, at the servant’s entrance there were high viz coats hung at either end of the radiator – William and Harry.
(Highgrove)
Joe Canning = magic.
Yikes! I’ve just been on air with Matthew Wright on Channel 5 – The Wright Stuff, talking about ties, I f**ed up, and they went to a commercial break.
:D
They need to give you your own column here. It would be tremendous.
Broadsheet don’t give you a column.
You take one, in installments, by posting a series of comments on the same thread.
Trust me. I know.
I’d love to see your cumulative efforts compiled under one vast, vast article.
It would be something, wouldn’t it?
mildred darling. You’ll have to stop replying to my comments before they get published.
I’m beginning to suspect you’re a moderator.
I know. Ridiculous, isn’t it?
someone asked me if I was once
I was flabbergasted…
Memes, my dear old fruitcake, what makes you think I’m not a moderator?
Nothing.
You seem like a nice person. I never called you a moderator.
just pop by any Sunday morning, Mildred. it’s all there in all its ignominious inglory.
The usual Sunday morning car crash.
You get what you give.
Unbridled contempt is not a virtue.