81 thoughts on “Meanwhile, On The Dart

  1. Mourning Ireland

    Killian and boyfriend need to show some non-millennials courage and have the b@lls to ask him. Vagsplainers.

  2. Andrew

    You’re kind of slouching in your seat there. Your legs would be touching his if he didn’t spread.
    You’re the nob.

  3. Harry Molloy

    given that it’s seen as sexual harassment to tell or even to show people that you have a large penis and are therefore an attractive potential mate, the more intelligent among us has to utilize more subtle measures such as that employed by our hero in the photo above.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      The cheek of women, claiming sexual harassment when you wave your big knob in their faces, proving yourself to be a superb potential mate. LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR, you cry, as you slap it around. Thwump, slap, slobber.

      1. ahjayzis


        Can we just compromise and mandate men with big willies have to wear grey trackies so those who WANT to see the majesty of a big swinging todge in them, can so do, and those who don’t, can move behind them and admire what grey trackies does to a pert bum.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Stop fighting? Sure what the ah-be-jayzis would this site be about if we all agreed with each other?

          1. ahjayzis

            I just want us all to put aside our differences and come together on the topic of perving over hot commuters in tight jeans in various poses :’o(


          2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Oh, stop fighting on THIS topic? Fair enoughski. I agree with everything everyone has said.

        2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          How come your comment, posted later, came up before mine?
          And how come we both came up with #HotNutz?

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        To be fair, that picture of Stalin shows him to be fairly hawt. Pity about the aul murderous tendencies.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            That comment was made as if I was breaking the fourth wall during The Broadsheet Show: you’re a character in it and didn’t hear a word.
            Think of me as Broadsheet’s Mrs Brown, if you will. I see you as Winnie.

  4. dav

    “What kinda nob needs to spread out their legs like this?” One who appreciates your need to take pictures of peoples groins???

    1. A snowflake's chance in hell

      agree with paps and broadsheet are creeps as well for publishing it although technically it’s not illegal I suppose

  5. Spaghetti Hoop

    Ah here. Is there no poetry on the Dart ya could be reading or a view out of the window to be gazing at?

  6. Mourning Ireland

    If he’d photographed a woman in that position Una Mullally would have copy for next Monday.

    So thanks Killian.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      I think we’ve got the makings of a book of loving positions on the Dart. Move over Kama Sutra.

    1. LW

      Are both of them sitting on the edge of their seat though? Barely restrained passion in their eyes, as they inch ever closer, each snapping pictures to their respective WhatsApp groups complaining about the posture of the other, until finally they’re face to face, one set of legs draped across the other, nose to nose, leaning in, when the person on the inside separates them rudely by disembarking

  7. Rob_G

    “You wouldn’t mind closing your legs a wee bit pal?”

    “Oh sorry, I hadn’t realised”

    “Ya, no bother”

    – though your way of taking a crotch shot and publishing it on the Internet works as well, I guess…

  8. Clampers Outside!

    If a guy is trying to conceive he may wish to sit with his legs apart. Loose underwear too is recommended, no coffee, and no fags, and stay off the bicycle for long rides as you can’t be having your bits getting too hot if you are trying to conceive.

    Imagine if that were the case for women, they’d demand the right to sit spread eagle.

    But for lads it’s a shaming exercise by regressive numpty fuppwits *eyeroll*

    – – –

    Jaysus Bitlad, you come across as a churlish passive aggressive child. Grow up
    …do what Rob-G said above next time, and act like a grown up.

      1. ahjayzis

        It’s like how entitled pregnant women think they can just be offered a seat like that. Fat sluts.

        This is two blokes, Clamps. You can stop burning your St. Bernard cacks.

        1. Clampers Outside!

          You’re awful mean to pregnant women to think these two are comparable situations. And then to call them that…

          now, now ahjaysiz.

          ….. *checks cacks * ….

          No saint there ;)

    1. LW

      I’d say he’s unlikely to conceive in that position Clampers, there’s some videos on the internet which might help you to update your list of recommendations

    2. Nigel

      The testicles are suspended in a special sling which keeps them at a perfect temperature to encourage sperm production. The sling is powered by a battery pack and monitored at all times by a technician who will adjust the temperature and set the sling to vibrate gently to encourage motility, as well as administer a light electrical current should the testicle owner shows signs of inappropriate arousal when conditions for impregnation are not optimal, such as while on the DART. You’d spread your legs too if you had a hot buzzing sling in your undies.

  9. ahjayzis

    Also, the whole manspreading thing is an inconvenience for people sitting BESIDE someone doing it – it’s actually good if you’re opposite, you’ve more leg space. This is a textbook case of someone fishing desperately for something that peeves him to go viral.

          1. Janet, I ate my avatar

            ah in fairness it was lazy when it got here
            but the pervy, that’s definitely new…

  10. Liam Deliverance

    I call bullpoopy on this one, both are sitting on the edge of their seats, I’m guessing they are friends (or even lovers) and thought this might make a funny social media blah blah blah . . .

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