24 thoughts on “The Swipes, The Swipes Are Calling

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    I only discovered last night (after wondering for ages but not bothering to look it up) that ig is Instagram.
    I just can’t keep up anymore. I’m a SMIDGE off poo-cool these days and it’s killing me softly (you can tell how cool I am by my up-to-date music references).

    1. Brother Barnabas

      I would so swipe you in the direction that communicates all manner of impure thoughts and filthy intent

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    It still don’t GET online dating. You need a good whiff of a person and see their eyes in the light and whether the smile is forced or real. And the dirt on their shoes, fingernails etc. etc. etc.

    1. Yep

      Well next time I’ve climbed through the garden to get to your bedroom window maybe crack it open for a bit.

      1. Brother Barnabas

        Nothing says sexy to a lady like using a garden shovel to smash her bedroom window.

        And all this time, you’re there sitting on the damp grass waiting for it to open.

        You don’t think badatmemes waits, do you?

          1. Yep

            Like Say Anything but with a stack of subwoofers banging out Love Has found its Way. Wearing nothing but the shovel.

          2. Brother Barnabas

            I’d say we’ve some way to go yet, Janet

            we’ll have to be fast before the mods get here

            I had one of mildred’s mates offering me moist flange last night – and then it all disappeared

        1. Yep

          Oh I learned my lesson. Not 100% sure but I think broken glass in polyfilla is illegal nowadays. Mothers wha.

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