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Everything. As It Happens.
I only discovered last night (after wondering for ages but not bothering to look it up) that ig is Instagram.
I just can’t keep up anymore. I’m a SMIDGE off poo-cool these days and it’s killing me softly (you can tell how cool I am by my up-to-date music references).
I would so swipe you in the direction that communicates all manner of impure thoughts and filthy intent
Woo hoo!!
Are you feeling it?
Erm, no.
*Dial down to a healthy 10.5*
10.5, yeah?
It still don’t GET online dating. You need a good whiff of a person and see their eyes in the light and whether the smile is forced or real. And the dirt on their shoes, fingernails etc. etc. etc.
well you do eventually meet them ;)
What?! I thought you just went straight to the altar after getting a match on tinder
You do. That is exactly what happens.
+ toenails
Well next time I’ve climbed through the garden to get to your bedroom window maybe crack it open for a bit.
Nothing says sexy to a lady like using a garden shovel to smash her bedroom window.
And all this time, you’re there sitting on the damp grass waiting for it to open.
You don’t think badatmemes waits, do you?
he does send a mix tape first
Like Say Anything but with a stack of subwoofers banging out Love Has found its Way. Wearing nothing but the shovel.
oh my
this thread just reached peak sexy
I’d say we’ve some way to go yet, Janet
we’ll have to be fast before the mods get here
I had one of mildred’s mates offering me moist flange last night – and then it all disappeared
I can’t believe Milly would hang with such a rough bunch
my peak is easily reached brother
Sometimes there are peaks beyond peaks
do go on…
more shovels ?
Maybe try and find mine and not the mother’s…..
The older the fiddle and all that, Hoop.
Oh I learned my lesson. Not 100% sure but I think broken glass in polyfilla is illegal nowadays. Mothers wha.