You sure about that? I’m sure I’ve seen you get your inner crass out after a couple of strong teas.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Absofuppinglutely.
Bren
It looks more like they’ve referred to the lesser-spotted “cockwomble”
Yowzah
if someone locks their bike on top of your, lock their bike to yours – simples.
Andrew
There’s a lot of angry people about. I’m glad most people don’t have access to guns in Ireland.
Pat Kenny's wife
True. Laughing at the clown using the word “‘womble” also. Just get a hacksaw FFS
rotide
I like the way he says ‘I might have’ needed to be in work, indicating that he didn’t actually need to be there. he was just late getting his organic quinoa salad.
Listrade
It’s the “I might have needed it for a ticketed non-refundable event” that gets me. Also makes me half believe it’s fake. Even with today’s levels of entitlement, nobody could be so bad to leave that as an example of an emergency.
Pip
So, do anything nice over the weekend?
Yes, I attended a ticketed non-refundable event.
andy
Hahahaha brilliant
BINGO
Very Partridge.
edalicious
I dunno, maybe they had to shell out 400 beans for tickets on Seatwave?
rotide
You’re right , that’s better. I couldn’t make out that part :)
JOCKEY
Hahaha so true, it might as well say “Wake up and smell the organic avocado coffee, boo boo”
Anomanomanom
Some of that is unreadable.
francis almond
fake mc fakeface
Murtles
“John, it’s an emergency, you’re whole family are in hospital. Will I call you a taxi?”
“No, thanks I’ll cycle my bike. Good day Sir”
“But it’ll take you ages and it’s raining. Let me drive you so.”
“I said good day Sir” *cycles off
andy
Hahahaha brilliant
Edel King
lols Murtles, lols
John
Give that man an award for Best Post in a Non-Supportive Role :D
Spaghetti Hoop
Ha! This entire post cracked me up.
Tarfton Clax
Or maybe (S)he’s not the kind of person who carries a hacksaw in his pocket, and was justifiably irritated that someone’s thoughtless actions had discommoded him from going about his business. (S)He should not have to justify why it was wrong and annoying to have behaved inn such a manner. Obviously the person who did so needs a lesson in manners. He/She was merely pointing out reasons why such behaviour was sub-optimal.
Malta
There’s no place for your good sense here, thank you very much!
R.RILEY
his/her pocket discommoded him/her his/her business in such a manner
Pat Kenny's wife
Merely?
A hacksaw costs €5 in any common or garden hardware store .
Public Service
prediction: the guy is mid-to-late thirties, ginger beard, losing his hair, works in IT in the public service and drinks craft beer
Charlie
Prediction. He/She is an average Joe who had a bad day made worse but an idiot.
Rowsdower
Thats very specific for a guess.
TheRealJane
Just don’t borrow his pen without asking.
Ronán FitzGerald
or his stapler…..
Just Sayin
Isn’t that just asking for them to damage your bike while removing theirs?
Odockatee
They are angry. But also organised enough to (a) get writing materials and write a letter and (b) to put it in a zip lock bag to ensure the recipient reads it regardless of weather conditions.
Just don’t borrow his pen without asking. very nice!
GoddessDurga
Incidentally, ‘wombles who do this often do so as a means of keeping your bike there for later stealing. Not pointing the finger at anyone.
Gorev Mahagut
My mate Orinoco says you shouldn’t use the c-word anymore, it’s offense to actual Wombles.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Let me reach, let me beach
On the shores of Tripoli
Enjoy the earworm, motherfuppers.
MoyestWithExcitement
Jokes on you, I’ve no idea what those lyrics are from.
rotide
Moyest clearly not a fan of celtic mysticism
B Bop
Enya…Orinoco Flow…don’t know about the Earthworm bit…but liking this whole thread.
Rob_G
If ever there was anyone in need of Enya’s unique brand of soothing New Age plinky-plonk harp music, it’s Moyest.
Janet, I ate my avatar
thanks. . success
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Woo hoo!
Hi Janet!
Rob_G
I’ve also heard that, but it doesn’t ring true: they would have to invest some of their own money (ill-gotten or otherwise) in buying a buy lock with no guaranteed return on investment.
Gorev Mahagut
Why buy a lock when you can just rob one?
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Dammit. I bought a lock yesterday. And a lovely bell, which irritatingly pings every time I cycle over a sleeping policeman.
Rob_G
‘sleeping policeman’ – I think that this is such a lovely descriptive name :)
rotide
I’ve just realised ‘womble gets past the botty-boo-ddidly-erino auto moderation.
Let a new era of ‘wombling begin!
Pat Kenny's wife
A glorious time to be alive
rotide
It’s over already :(
Weldoninhio
Surely if the bike is locked on top of his own, his bike will still be there when the recipient of the letter gets there?? It strikes me that the ‘womble in question may take umbrage at this correspondence and leave the original bike in a less than satisfactory condition.
I can’t read that writing.
Its absolutely dreadful, isnt it?
I can.
So now, so.
It was you who wrote it. Don’t pretend.
Excellent use of ‘womble, btw.
I would never be so crude.
You sure about that? I’m sure I’ve seen you get your inner crass out after a couple of strong teas.
Absofuppinglutely.
It looks more like they’ve referred to the lesser-spotted “cockwomble”
if someone locks their bike on top of your, lock their bike to yours – simples.
There’s a lot of angry people about. I’m glad most people don’t have access to guns in Ireland.
True. Laughing at the clown using the word “‘womble” also. Just get a hacksaw FFS
I like the way he says ‘I might have’ needed to be in work, indicating that he didn’t actually need to be there. he was just late getting his organic quinoa salad.
It’s the “I might have needed it for a ticketed non-refundable event” that gets me. Also makes me half believe it’s fake. Even with today’s levels of entitlement, nobody could be so bad to leave that as an example of an emergency.
So, do anything nice over the weekend?
Yes, I attended a ticketed non-refundable event.
Hahahaha brilliant
Very Partridge.
I dunno, maybe they had to shell out 400 beans for tickets on Seatwave?
You’re right , that’s better. I couldn’t make out that part :)
Hahaha so true, it might as well say “Wake up and smell the organic avocado coffee, boo boo”
Some of that is unreadable.
fake mc fakeface
“John, it’s an emergency, you’re whole family are in hospital. Will I call you a taxi?”
“No, thanks I’ll cycle my bike. Good day Sir”
“But it’ll take you ages and it’s raining. Let me drive you so.”
“I said good day Sir” *cycles off
Hahahaha brilliant
lols Murtles, lols
Give that man an award for Best Post in a Non-Supportive Role :D
Ha! This entire post cracked me up.
Or maybe (S)he’s not the kind of person who carries a hacksaw in his pocket, and was justifiably irritated that someone’s thoughtless actions had discommoded him from going about his business. (S)He should not have to justify why it was wrong and annoying to have behaved inn such a manner. Obviously the person who did so needs a lesson in manners. He/She was merely pointing out reasons why such behaviour was sub-optimal.
There’s no place for your good sense here, thank you very much!
his/her pocket discommoded him/her his/her business in such a manner
Merely?
A hacksaw costs €5 in any common or garden hardware store .
prediction: the guy is mid-to-late thirties, ginger beard, losing his hair, works in IT in the public service and drinks craft beer
Prediction. He/She is an average Joe who had a bad day made worse but an idiot.
Thats very specific for a guess.
Just don’t borrow his pen without asking.
or his stapler…..
Isn’t that just asking for them to damage your bike while removing theirs?
They are angry. But also organised enough to (a) get writing materials and write a letter and (b) to put it in a zip lock bag to ensure the recipient reads it regardless of weather conditions.
Fight!
Just don’t borrow his pen without asking. very nice!
Incidentally, ‘wombles who do this often do so as a means of keeping your bike there for later stealing. Not pointing the finger at anyone.
My mate Orinoco says you shouldn’t use the c-word anymore, it’s offense to actual Wombles.
Let me reach, let me beach
On the shores of Tripoli
Enjoy the earworm, motherfuppers.
Jokes on you, I’ve no idea what those lyrics are from.
Moyest clearly not a fan of celtic mysticism
Enya…Orinoco Flow…don’t know about the Earthworm bit…but liking this whole thread.
If ever there was anyone in need of Enya’s unique brand of soothing New Age plinky-plonk harp music, it’s Moyest.
thanks. . success
Woo hoo!
Hi Janet!
I’ve also heard that, but it doesn’t ring true: they would have to invest some of their own money (ill-gotten or otherwise) in buying a buy lock with no guaranteed return on investment.
Why buy a lock when you can just rob one?
Dammit. I bought a lock yesterday. And a lovely bell, which irritatingly pings every time I cycle over a sleeping policeman.
‘sleeping policeman’ – I think that this is such a lovely descriptive name :)
I’ve just realised ‘womble gets past the botty-boo-ddidly-erino auto moderation.
Let a new era of ‘wombling begin!
A glorious time to be alive
It’s over already :(
Surely if the bike is locked on top of his own, his bike will still be there when the recipient of the letter gets there?? It strikes me that the ‘womble in question may take umbrage at this correspondence and leave the original bike in a less than satisfactory condition.
‘womble ‘womble ‘womble ‘womble
I’d say it was left by a female.
The pen is mightier than the bolt cutters.