38 thoughts on “Ask A Broadsheet Reader

    1. bad@memes

      I can get you better quality shoehorns direct from China, at a very competitive price.
      Meet me at 2pm tomorrow in McDonald’s on Grafton Street.

      I’ll be wearing a smirk.

      1. bad@memes

        Hang on…
        – Is there TWO McDonald’s on Grafton Street….

        …’cos like there should be.

        [On a footnote, imagine if your brand contained the name ‘Donald’ in it?
        – You’d be scarlet.]

        1. bad@memes

          Janet… I’m bored.
          Would you mind if I made up a new Reggae Mix for you?

          It keeps me out of trouble.

          (PS. If me girlfriend asks, you’re a bloke, right?)

          1. bad@memes

            Choose from the following…

            Slackness (NO… you’ll get me BANNED FOR LIFE.)
            Pop / Crossover.
            Serious DUB.

            I can give you whatever you desire, digitally.

            Hang on, I’ve forgotten who I’m talking to.
            The Police, UB40, Musical Youth,

          2. bad@memes

            Let me clarify…
            I LOVE UB40.

            They brought a white audience to Reggae.
            Seriously though… You can’t knock them.

          3. Harry Molloy

            what’s your top 3 ub40 songs Bertie?
            I always thought they were meant to be fairly naff until recently

          4. bad@memes

            Top Three UB40 songs… that’s easy…

            Mumber 3…Message In A Bottle.
            Mumber 2… Is She Really Going Out With Him?
            Mumber 1…John Wayne Is Big Leggy.
            Mumber 0…Only You.

          5. Janet, I ate my avatar

            you can make me a moving back to Ireland tape
            it’s official
            and I’m ALL lady

        2. bad@memes

          Red nose / Brown nose.
          The only difference in in the quality of light allowed through the curtains..

          I can be profound.

          In my head…

          1. Tony

            Here Memes, I’m fond of the serious dub. Givvus yer best shot. Nothing obvious. Grade A+ only. Serious challenge. Go.

          2. bad@memes

            Tony, seriously…
            I’m as frustrated as you are.

            If I had 1c for every time I’ve heard the phrase, ‘Oh. like Bob Marley and UB40’ I would not be looking forward to fish-fingers.
            – The next week I’d be on Chicken Nuggets, big-time.


          3. bad@memes

            Actually… Tony, if that is your ‘real’ name…
            It’s My real name too.

            I’m gonna slap some hardcore DUB together, starting in a minute.
            – Ostensibly to amuse you, but not really….


  1. bad@memes

    Can I just interrupt and let everyone know that my new acronym YFI does not mean any of the following…

    _ You Found It.
    _Your Friend Ian

    Now I’M after forgetting what it means…

    …oh yeah…

    The last letter stands for ‘Idiot’.

    I came to Broadsheet to find an opportunity to use it.

    1. bad@memes

      My avatar was shown on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colber’t on Friday night.
      Yours’ will never be.

  2. bad@memes

    Imagine if you were European, in a Puritanical way.
    Just imagine.

    You’d laugh at Ireland.

    Imagine if you were Irish, in a nationalistic way.

    You’d laugh at Ireland.

    1. bad@memes

      I am NOT a Shinnerbot.
      I AM a Shinnerbot.

      YOU made me like this.
      I’m drink and on drags. Tonight is not the right night for me to make political statements.

      Swivel on my Swiss, and keep rollin’, bay-bee…

  3. Grando

    That’s a standard TV camera in a rain cover, on a monopod. They were probably shooting promotional material for the band.

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