Cracked sez:
Feeling bloated and need to detox? Well, drinking salad in liquid form will absolutely not help you at all, but boy will you feel Hashtag-virtuous when you share pictures of yourself with our beautiful juice cleanse bottles all across social media. Enjoy the rejuvenating experience of borderline starvation!
Detox diets?
Fibre for your wallet…. so that it too can take a comfy dump in a “nutritionists”‘ wallet .