32 thoughts on “For The Officer’s Mess

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Your headline shows a clear misunderstanding of “NCO”.
    Pshaw. Back to the drawing board.

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I’d love an open crab sandwich with a glass of cheeky white.
            Irrelevant I know, but I really would.

          2. Brother Barnabas

            would caution against that. did it once and ended up making up for it ten-fold in february.

          3. Bertie Blenkinsop

            I need to.
            Bought a lovely new suit for a wedding in February
            On a younger, leaner man it would look properly suave but I fear I’m currently borderline Uncle Monty territory

          4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I was walking behind a bunch of young male trainees this morning, coming out of EY or somewhere. Anyway, they all had trousers on which were (mostly) too short and far too tight. I did that granny move from Harry Enfield: “OOOOOOO YOUNG MAN,” while rubbing my thighs lasciviously.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          Ah now. You’ve gone and ruined 2018 by mentioning he who shall not be mentioned.

          1. Brother Barnabas

            i choose to believe he went gay and shacked up with charger salmon’s slovakian gardener

            not to worry

          2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            The Slovakian and Slovenian embassy staffs meet up weekly to swap incorrectly addressed/delivered post in Washington DC.

            Just flinging you a nugget, pet. Convos like these will flow when eventually we, you know, YOU KNOW.

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