For The Officer’s Mess

32 thoughts on “For The Officer’s Mess”

1. Killian G January 3, 2018 at 10:49 am

   Dear BS, your headlines are a thing of brilliance and beauty.
   1. Bertie Blenkinsop January 3, 2018 at 10:57 am

      Seconded, that’s excellent.
   2. Clampers Outside! January 3, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      +1 more :)
2. Gabby January 3, 2018 at 10:52 am

   Will come in useful during maneuvers in desert areas where plumbing is nonexistent.
3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 10:53 am

   Your headline shows a clear misunderstanding of “NCO”.
   Pshaw. Back to the drawing board.
   1. Brother Barnabas January 3, 2018 at 10:56 am

      Fact #79: may have history of military service
      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:21 am

         That’s actually true. Not me, though.
      2. mildred st. meadowlark January 3, 2018 at 11:24 am

         Or maybe Mr Andy does…
         1. Brother Barnabas January 3, 2018 at 11:25 am

            Ssssshhhh
            1. Bertie Blenkinsop January 3, 2018 at 11:30 am

               Maybe she’s a lonely war widow….
            2. mildred st. meadowlark January 3, 2018 at 11:37 am

               If anything, she’s a merry war widow.
            3. Bertie Blenkinsop January 3, 2018 at 11:39 am

               I have a thing for crying women, don’t judge me.
            4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:41 am

               I’d love an open crab sandwich with a glass of cheeky white.
               Irrelevant I know, but I really would.
            5. Bertie Blenkinsop January 3, 2018 at 11:44 am

               I’m off the drink for January…. he typed with shaking hands
            6. Brother Barnabas January 3, 2018 at 11:49 am

               would caution against that. did it once and ended up making up for it ten-fold in february.
            7. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:49 am

               Are you? Good man. I hate Januarys, so am not off the drink.
            8. Bertie Blenkinsop January 3, 2018 at 11:55 am

               I need to.
               Bought a lovely new suit for a wedding in February
               On a younger, leaner man it would look properly suave but I fear I’m currently borderline Uncle Monty territory
            9. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:58 am

               I was walking behind a bunch of young male trainees this morning, coming out of EY or somewhere. Anyway, they all had trousers on which were (mostly) too short and far too tight. I did that granny move from Harry Enfield: “OOOOOOO YOUNG MAN,” while rubbing my thighs lasciviously.
         2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:29 am

            Ah now. You’ve gone and ruined 2018 by mentioning he who shall not be mentioned.
            1. Brother Barnabas January 3, 2018 at 11:33 am

               i choose to believe he went gay and shacked up with charger salmon’s slovakian gardener

               not to worry
            2. mildred st. meadowlark January 3, 2018 at 11:38 am

               And I’m not even sorry.
            3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:39 am

               The Slovakian and Slovenian embassy staffs meet up weekly to swap incorrectly addressed/delivered post in Washington DC.

               Just flinging you a nugget, pet. Convos like these will flow when eventually we, you know, YOU KNOW.
            4. Brother Barnabas January 3, 2018 at 11:43 am

               oh I do. I DO.
            5. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:39 am

               You’re some flute, Mildred.
            6. mildred st. meadowlark January 3, 2018 at 11:42 am

               I AM A TROMBONE HOW DARE YOU?
            7. barelylegal January 3, 2018 at 11:44 am

               this is what broadsheet is all about. well done everyone
            8. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? January 3, 2018 at 11:48 am

               To be honest, I view you as more of a piccolo.
               toot toot
            9. Brother Barnabas January 3, 2018 at 11:51 am

               i, on the other hand, would be a marching horn
            10. mildred st. meadowlark January 3, 2018 at 11:56 am

                To absolutely no one’s surprise.
      3. barelylegal January 3, 2018 at 11:38 am

         you’re taking the p&sss surely?
4. Paddy at the Howth Summit January 3, 2018 at 12:06 pm

   They’ve never been off it.
5. Just Sayin January 3, 2018 at 12:50 pm

   I always thought the Irish Army didn’t have a pot to piss in

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