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Congratulations to veteran Broadsheet commenter Clampers Outside who got married at the weekend.
Clampers, best known for his loathing of identity politics, has been a constant, loyal and entertaining presence on the ‘sheet since 2010.
We wish him and his new bride our warmest regards.
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