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Broadsheet contributor/commenter Clampers Outside writes:

This above is wee baby Clamps. Born on May 15th. He and Mrs Clampers came home last Monday.

Everyone is doing really well, and I’d like to say many, many thanks to everyone for all the lovely messages :0)

A hint at his name… “Everything is awesome!” – anyone?

All our best, have a great weekend :)


Previously: The Pitter Patter Of Tiny Clamps


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Congratulations to veteran Broadsheet commenter Clampers Outside who got married at the weekend.

Clampers, best known for his loathing of identity politics, has been a constant, loyal and entertaining presence on the ‘sheet since 2010.

We wish him and his new bride our warmest regards.

What God has joined together let no one disengage with a bolt-cutter.


This afternoon.

Merrion Square South, Dublin 2

Anon writes:

Dublin clamping truck not only parked illegally but in an incredibly precarious place on a blind corner. People had try to peer around the huge truck to try to get to the other side. When I challenged the man in the passenger seat he just kept saying “Am I driving?! Am I driving?!