Broadsheet contributor/commenter Clampers Outside writes:
This above is wee baby Clamps. Born on May 15th. He and Mrs Clampers came home last Monday.
Everyone is doing really well, and I’d like to say
many, many thanks to everyone for all the lovely messages :0)
A hint at his name… “Everything is awesome!” – anyone?
All our best, have a great weekend :)
Previously: The Pitter Patter Of Tiny Clamps
Broadsheet contributor and commenter ‘Clampers Outside’ is proud to announce the birth of a healthy, as yet unnamed baby son at 1pm at an undisclosed hospital.
Mrs Clampers and junior are “doing well’ while dad is “over the moon”.
Congratulations to all.
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Congratulations to veteran Broadsheet commenter
Clampers Outside who got married at the weekend.
Clampers, best known for his loathing of identity politics, has been a constant, loyal and entertaining presence on the ‘
sheet since 2010.
We wish him and his new bride our warmest regards.
What God has joined together let no one disengage with a bolt-cutter.
Grafton Street, Dublin 2.
Name that model,
Undisclosed location, Dublin
How to beat the clampers with great fashion sense…
Molesworth Street, Dublin 2
Merrion Square South, Dublin 2
Dublin clamping truck not only parked illegally but in an
incredibly precarious place on a blind corner. People had try to peer around the huge truck to try to get to the other side. When I challenged the man in the passenger seat he just kept saying “Am I driving?! Am I driving?!
Colmán Mac Séalaigh writes:
Car clamped at apt last for last few days. Owner took licence plates and discs but has left a note….