What You’ll Be Wearing Next Season

35 thoughts on “What You’ll Be Wearing Next Season”

1. Bertie blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 10:41 am

   Serena Williams’ outfit in today’s papers is what I’ll be wearing next season.
   1. Brother Barnabas May 30, 2018 at 10:45 am

      i don’t mean to be cruel or hurtful, bertie, but i just don’t think you have the thighs for it
2. scottser May 30, 2018 at 10:45 am

   you haven’t the hips for it bertie
   1. Bertie Blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 10:47 am

      I definitely have the diddies.
   2. Brother Barnabas May 30, 2018 at 10:48 am

      now it looks like we’re ganging up to bodyshame bertie
      1. mildred st. meadowlark May 30, 2018 at 10:51 am

         I love his musculature. I love ALL of him.
         1. Bertie Blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 10:52 am

            God bless you Princess Lovecuddles.
            1. Princess Lovecuddles May 30, 2018 at 11:06 am

               <3
            2. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 11:14 am

               Ah here…barf :)
            3. Bertie Blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 11:15 am

               Just for that you can sit at the saps table at the wedding.
            4. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 11:27 am

               If you put me there I promise I’ll make a holy show of meself on the dance floor
               oh wait I’ll do that anyway
      2. Bertie Blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 10:51 am

         It’s only my internet persona.
         In real life I’m a magnificent creature.
         1. scottser May 30, 2018 at 12:40 pm

            tell me more about these diddies of yours
            1. Bertie Blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 12:44 pm

               Think Sexy Beast era Ray Winstone…..
            2. Starina May 30, 2018 at 1:43 pm

               he was pretty lovable in the Proposition though, despite the moobage
3. Nick May 30, 2018 at 11:08 am

   Yo dawg, we heard you like shirts. So we put a shirt on a shirt so you can wear a shirt when you wear a shirt
   1. Cian May 30, 2018 at 11:36 am

      +1
   2. Annon May 30, 2018 at 2:08 pm

      +1

      Also want to see if broadsheet naughty filters will allow me to say:
      Pimp My Ride
4. Jonjo May 30, 2018 at 11:14 am

   That looks awful.

   Are we back to boot cut jeans too?
   1. Ask Arsene May 30, 2018 at 11:57 am

      Haven’t left Donegal
   2. Boj May 30, 2018 at 12:15 pm

      Nah, still on that skinny jeans buzz..no socks either to show off that masculine ankle cleavage!
   3. Starina May 30, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      PLEASE NO. i also heard a rumour low rise jeans are coming back and i wouldn’t be able to cope.
      1. mildred st meadowlark May 30, 2018 at 1:48 pm

         That had better be lies. I am not ready for that.
         1. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 2:01 pm

            I don’t no d if it’s hugging a perfectly formed peach
            1. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 2:01 pm

               mind god damn it
            2. Bertie Blenkinsop May 30, 2018 at 2:06 pm

               Is it the hot weather, it’s all gone a bit ridey around here lately (thankfully)
            3. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 2:38 pm

               #hotflesh
            4. Starina May 30, 2018 at 2:52 pm

               Speaking of sexy peaches. I assume you’ve seen this artist’s work?

               instagram.com/stephanie_sarley
            5. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 2:55 pm

               omg I had not
               but I fecking love it
5. Shane May 30, 2018 at 11:38 am

   I’m scared and confused
   1. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 11:39 am

      our work here is done
6. Janet, I ate my Avatar May 30, 2018 at 11:45 am

   one way to get out of the iorning
   the divils own invention
7. Cloud May 30, 2018 at 11:48 am

   Viral stunt. Next.
   1. Dhaughton99 May 30, 2018 at 12:01 pm

      No, TopShop.
8. Toe Up May 30, 2018 at 3:34 pm

   Would you pay €950 for a questionable T-shirt/shirt hybrid?

   No, next question please.

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