33 thoughts on “Oven, I’m In Oven

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    It’s bile-ing.
    I’ve had an Iceberger AND a Magnum (white chocolate) so far today.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      I don’t go in for those fancy fake-chocolate show-off ice-creams…Orange Split tops ’em all. Increasingly difficult to source.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        I always hated Orange Splits. The mixture of ice lolly and ice cream seems wrong to me.
        I would never choose a Magnum but twas bought for me and I’m nothing if not exceedingly gracious.

    2. scottser

      the magnum has shrunk, i’ve noticed. not the ice-cream behemoth it used to be, it’s just a big choc-ice now.

  2. Boj

    Like me Mam would say (with the obligatory faffing of blouse) “It’s like a sauna in here”

    Also, magnum white choc is gank! Almond or dark choc please!
    But a tangle twister beats all magnums combined!

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I SAID I DIDN’T BUY IT! I actually don’t really like Magnums.
      Did you know Tangle Twisters (simply called Twisters in the UK, apparently) are pear flavoured? I only noticed that at the weekend after years of scoffing them. Or was it just the ones I saw in Tesco? Hmmm.

      1. Brother Barnabas

        if I knew where you were, I’d bring you an ice cream every 7 or 8 minutes…

        just saying

          1. Brother Barnabas

            and while id be both disappointed and enraged, I would nonetheless support your right to do so

          2. Boj

            You would support my right to remove your right (to an icecream)?
            Very confusing altogether.

          3. Brother Barnabas

            i would still have the right to buy ice cream – just not the availability

            so i wouldn’t dare you accuse you of attempting to curtail my rights or freedom

          4. Boj

            Your freedom to buy icecream HAS been curtailed though…by me buying all of the icecreams (these are once in a lifetime icecreams btw) because I bought them all! You have none, and you really really wanted one, but I bought them all…forcing you to go without. I’m also going to leave the icecreams to melt, not even eat them and tell you all about it too.

          5. Boj

            This could go ‘loop the loop’ but by me intentionally removing the supply it has made that right of yours redundant. It’s like having a right to own a Dodo as a pet. Basically what I’m saying is I am a total willyhead for buying all the icecream just so you can’t have any (to give to Andy) so there…

          6. Brother Barnabas

            well i would hope that if I explained what happened to andy and showed how upset I was, things might still work out well

          7. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            This escalated fast. Down with this sort of thing. Or maybe up? Fupped if I know.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          That’d be too many icecreams.
          I’d have a lot of dribbles on me legs.

  3. Diddles

    A few weeks ago I got rid of my 15 year old vw golf for a slightly less old model. The new one has air con and it’s making me very happy this week.
    Old car was like driving a conservatory in the sun. Being stuck in traffic was torturous

  4. dondon

    West cork 28degrees
    In my kitchen its 50 degrees
    But who is complaining its wonderful
    We will miss it when its gone

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