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27 thoughts on “Gnad, Ted

    1. SOQ

      I knew someone who had similar but never got it checked until it was too late. He was buried 12 months ago leaving a wife and two toddlers.

      There are worse things than loosing a goonad, far worse.

      1. OddJobBob

        This is one of those times that “loosing a gonad” is funnier than “losing a gonad”.

  1. Brother Barnabas

    when I was on school, there was a popular joke that went – “did you hear about the lad who lost his left testicle? he was a right bollocks”

    probably not the time

    1. newsjustin

      Given the World Cup is going on in Russia at the moment, this reminds me of the Soviet footballer from the mid sixties, played well into the seventies, who was reported to have had three testicles. He was a phenomenal player. Name was Whodya Nicabolikov.

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        There was a Serbian player who became friends with him. Vary Oldjoek was his name.

  2. Not On Your Nelly

    He is a good guy. I hope he is ok. He is not good at Twitter, it’s bizarre. Like watching a David Icke persona slowly evolving. His constant rants about 2-3 topics all day, everyday. It makes me anxious, can’t imagine what it is doing to his mental health. And he was so good on twitter.

    1. ahjayzis

      2-3?

      It’s mostly just dehumanising trans people in new and crueller ways, isn’t it?

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        I’m just reading up on this. It’s taking me ages as I’m not familiar with any of the acronyms. Terfs? Look it up, assimilate, return to page. It’s too goddamn hot. I wonder why he has a bee in his bonnet about this, though? Weird.
        Anyway, sorry to hear his news. Chemo is rotten. Hope he gets through it quickly.

      2. mildred st meadowlark

        Is he a radfem? He doesn’t seem the type, but then maybe he thinks all us lassies are just variations of Pauline McGlynn in a wig.

  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    A nice bit of humour there on a serious topic. A friend caught his in time. Check yourselves fellers.

  4. Daisy Chainsaw

    Check your bits lads. Tis better to lose a bad one than die.

    Good luck to Linehan, I hope he makes a full recovery.

      1. Junkface

        Lumps that were not there before. Every lad now taking a toilet break to check his balls. Good

          1. Brother Barnabas

            don’t know him

            just passed him on nassau street

            getting a wide berth from the americans

        1. Alan McGee

          Before when?
          I’d say my balls are in a constant state of flux.

          Poem to my balls
          sometimes they’re empty
          sometimes they’re full
          sometimes they’re droopy
          sometimes they’re painfully tight.

  5. Huey Luas on the News

    “Don’t priests prostrate themselves, Ted?”

    “That different kind of the big RC, Dougal”

    “That’s gonad, Ted”

    Little empathy from him for others. As usual.

    Whatever.

    His politics and personality suck but his health is important and hope he is well.

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