12 thoughts on “A Vehhicle For Their Talents

  1. Ina.

    We’re framing people, murdering people and dealing drugs, and feck it, we won’t get punished for it. It’s a long song title, but what the hell, it’s accurate.

  2. Jasper

    1. What penalty points?
    2. Mary Boyle… never heard of her
    3. Blame it on the Englishman
    4. The ballad of the Templemore accountant
    5. ‘Disgusting’
    6. Where’s me (jumper) phone?
    7. Murder squad
    8. Superfecundation

  3. Nigel

    Hattitude: The Musical.

    Don’t be callin’ me bastard, pigman, son of a whore
    Now tip out your pockets don’t be telling me they’re empty you’re by providence impoverished,
    In squalor, or you’ll never grow up to be a hero and a scholar.
    Or maybe you would rather I’d be talkin’ to your father
    Sure you’ll get a lot farther by working a lot harder
    By being a lot smarter by being a self-starter
    At fourteen, they’ll put you up there in Ober
    -stown and every day you’ll wish you listened to what I had to say

    Don’t you be giving me that hattitude
    I’m a Guard but I’ve some latitude
    I can get the Desk Sergeant to spit in your food
    So just you watch yourself, just watch yourself.

  4. Jésus María Josépha

    1. 999 is a joke
    2. I Fought the Law
    3. Octopus’s Gardai
    4. Stupid Girl
    5. Would I Lie To You?
    6. I’d Lie for You (And That’s the Truth)
    7. Coppershead Road
    8. Spent the Day in Bed (Mauricey Coverup)
    9. Teenage Kicks
    10. Bad
    11. Every Breathalyzer You Fake
    12. Tribulations
    13. Blue Flu Monday
    14. Ave Black Maria
    15. Murdhur in the Dance Hall
    16. Bohemian Rhapsquady Car
    17. Fatalistic Hattitude

    (cont p 94)

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