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This morning/afternoon.

Ballsbridge, Dublin 4

Papal merchandise on day 2 of the World Meeting of Families ahead of a visit to Ireland  by Pope Francis at the weekend.

They’re turning my father’s house into a market of KITSCH.

Finally.

Last night: Early Mass

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54 thoughts on “Church Merch

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    Oh my. I can understand a lanyard or a candle as a souvenir of the event for the devoted – but dolls and sweet containers? This sh£t would have been ordered from a Chinese factory months ago – who actually commissioned a ‘pope doll’?

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      No questioning of whether the workers who had to make all this tat were paid a fair wage either, I suppose?

      1. Fridge

        Just to confirm, would you raise said issue at Funderland, the Ploughing etc or is your ire just focused on the Catholic Church?

      1. Cian

        Oh my. I was going to award Nigel an Internet for his post… but then there would be none for you.

        Are yiz happy to go halfs on an Internet?

  2. john f

    This whole memorabilia craze would not be out of place on a comedy sketch show.
    Jokes aside I am all for people being able to buy or practice any faith that they wish so long as they are not hurting anybody. Criticisms of the religious institution and hierarchy are fair enough but when a person starts ridiculing another’s belief in a higher power etc no reason other than moral grandstanding, they just appear bitter.
    That doll looks hilarious and I am not talking about the one that looks like the Pope.

  3. Daisy Chainsaw

    For 35 snots you can have a pope doll that promises much humility and sharing of sorrow, but ultimately does nothing.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      I understand that @glinner and Matthews drew on the peculiarities of the Catholic Church for their scripts for the show back then. Now it seems to have flipped in that the Church is inspired solely by the Father Ted episodes. As if knowing that the fictional material would run out and they needed to pick up the story.

    1. missred

      Oh for sure. There are rival tat shops who have silent agreements with one another to keep up healthy competition.

    2. Starina

      I was in Seville during the annual procession week before and outside the church with the local Mary statue it was THICK with stalls selling chintz. Crazy shiz. I got a neon light-up framed Mary, wish I still had it.

      1. missred

        In the tat shops of northern Spain there are souvenir black berets with the Basque flag on them. Stylish seperatists.

      2. Janet, I ate my avatar

        I have a very attractive plug in framed blue Buddha with swirling lights, it’s the business

        1. scottser

          I took down an old shed a few weeks ago, with an eight ton digger. Took a huge scoop of debris out and there, left on top of of the pile was a buddha statue, unharmed. He’s now sat in the ma’s rockery.

    1. Paulus

      “Is there VAT on church merch and if so what % ? I hope they do their returns properly.”

      Well there’s certainly VAT-I-can

      Think I cracked this before…sorry:

  4. Bort

    Is Legal Coffee drinker still about? Is there nothing in out constitution that has implications to the State paying for some of the Popes visit? We don’t have that exact separation of Church and State they have in the US. We have the 5th amendment passed in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Amendment_of_the_Constitution_of_Ireland and the constitution states that
    “The State guarantees not to endow any religion.” We’re shelling out 10+ million to facilitate the visit of a religious leader. is that not endowment of a religion?

    1. Starina

      He probably gets around it by also being technically the head of state, as the Vatican is a country.

      1. Lilly

        No, they’re hard boiled sweets.

        Apparently there’s beard balm on sale too for wannabe Padre Pios.

  5. shortforBob

    Your father’s house? Who owns The RDS? Bruce Springsteen is it really you?

    The only religion in the RDS is Leinster rugby!

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