not allergic, but a single piece of popcorn will kill a swan within 10 seconds. it can be entertaining until you realise the swan is really dead. that’s when the giggling stops.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Swans are c-bags, though. So there’s that.
Brother Barnabas
that may be the case, but it’s not ok to murder them
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Yes, boss.
millie st murderlark
Charge them with the buggy. That’s what I do. Vicious little bastards
Brother Barnabas
be careful
i knew a fellow who got bitten on his bollock by a swan
Recently I saw a fella sitting outside that language school at portobello harbour drinking a can of cider and minding his own business. Next thing a swan came along wham bam and took your mans head clean off. What was left of him fell into the canal
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Keep your bollock tucked in while charging, Millie.
Papi
Best. Advice. Ever.
For any situation.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Ha! I didn’t think of the prostitution aspect. Nice.
Papi
@dhod
Excellent!!
Rob_G
Ahh, I knew that you were a cultured fellow underneath it all, Bodger – glorious choice of headline.
swans mate for life
no break up songs for them
maybe why that’s why they are grumpy
Brother Barnabas
no more swanning around, wha!?
Janet, I ate my avatar
clipped wings
Janet, I ate my avatar
no point shaking the tail feather
Bodger
When first mating swans become so awkward and confused that they physically fight each other before getting down to ‘it’.
Brother Barnabas
that’s like me and andyourp
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
You’re terribly indiscreet.
Brother Barnabas
it was a tuesday afternoon on talbot street – on youtube now; they’ve all seen it
millie st murderlark
I sincerely wish I hadn’t actually. Stop spamming me. Please.
Janet, I ate my avatar
I use the brothers screams as my ring tone
Brother Barnabas
it was the nails into the arsecheeks
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
GNNNNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It’s branded on my eardrums.
Janet, I ate my avatar
make up sex
Papi
I once saw a swan rape/fight. Two young males attacked a pair that lived behind us, and one male would fight the husband (?) while the other, ahem, took care of business, then they swapped. It was horrendous to watch.
millie st murderlark
Well that’s horrific
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Duck sex is horrifying. They’re not a tender bird, I can tell you that for nothin’. Well, apart from on the pan. YUM.
Janet, I ate my avatar
nice with fresh fig, ginger and honey sauce
Janet, I ate my avatar
cooked my first pheasant there recently
now that’s a delicious bird
did a kind of cider and sage combo
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Nice! I think I’ve eaten pheasant but I’ve never really cooked any game. Hmm. Actually, I definitely haven’t.
Cider and sage? You’ve to be careful with sage, I find. Very strong.
Janet, I ate my avatar
yep but the bird has a strong flavour
rotide
Pigeon sex is equally rapey. Not pleasant to witness
Brother Barnabas
gang rape is common among mallards
and killing young of rivals
Papi
That took a rather culinary turn. None of you become Samaritans, for the love of god.
“I feel utterly alone and dead inside”
“I have a lovely recipe for soup”
Janet, I ate my avatar
get some of my chicken soup into you Papi, you’ll forget all your worries
secret is in a good home made stock
Papi
I do luuuuurrve chicken soup.
rotide
!swanfacts
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
This thread is most unedifying.
Janet, I ate my avatar
woodcock with a peach up its bottom and rosemary ?
Are they allergic to popcorn?
not allergic, but a single piece of popcorn will kill a swan within 10 seconds. it can be entertaining until you realise the swan is really dead. that’s when the giggling stops.
Swans are c-bags, though. So there’s that.
that may be the case, but it’s not ok to murder them
Yes, boss.
Charge them with the buggy. That’s what I do. Vicious little bastards
be careful
i knew a fellow who got bitten on his bollock by a swan
Recently I saw a fella sitting outside that language school at portobello harbour drinking a can of cider and minding his own business. Next thing a swan came along wham bam and took your mans head clean off. What was left of him fell into the canal
Keep your bollock tucked in while charging, Millie.
Best. Advice. Ever.
For any situation.
Ha! I didn’t think of the prostitution aspect. Nice.
@dhod
Excellent!!
Ahh, I knew that you were a cultured fellow underneath it all, Bodger – glorious choice of headline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkrt3NMvMHU
swans mate for life
no break up songs for them
maybe why that’s why they are grumpy
no more swanning around, wha!?
clipped wings
no point shaking the tail feather
When first mating swans become so awkward and confused that they physically fight each other before getting down to ‘it’.
that’s like me and andyourp
You’re terribly indiscreet.
it was a tuesday afternoon on talbot street – on youtube now; they’ve all seen it
I sincerely wish I hadn’t actually. Stop spamming me. Please.
I use the brothers screams as my ring tone
it was the nails into the arsecheeks
GNNNNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It’s branded on my eardrums.
make up sex
I once saw a swan rape/fight. Two young males attacked a pair that lived behind us, and one male would fight the husband (?) while the other, ahem, took care of business, then they swapped. It was horrendous to watch.
Well that’s horrific
Duck sex is horrifying. They’re not a tender bird, I can tell you that for nothin’. Well, apart from on the pan. YUM.
nice with fresh fig, ginger and honey sauce
cooked my first pheasant there recently
now that’s a delicious bird
did a kind of cider and sage combo
Nice! I think I’ve eaten pheasant but I’ve never really cooked any game. Hmm. Actually, I definitely haven’t.
Cider and sage? You’ve to be careful with sage, I find. Very strong.
yep but the bird has a strong flavour
Pigeon sex is equally rapey. Not pleasant to witness
gang rape is common among mallards
and killing young of rivals
That took a rather culinary turn. None of you become Samaritans, for the love of god.
“I feel utterly alone and dead inside”
“I have a lovely recipe for soup”
get some of my chicken soup into you Papi, you’ll forget all your worries
secret is in a good home made stock
I do luuuuurrve chicken soup.
!swanfacts
This thread is most unedifying.
woodcock with a peach up its bottom and rosemary ?
There swan for everyone in d’audience