Alan Currie writes:

I know you don’t normally do this, but my bike was stolen by some reprobate yesterday from 2-4pm outside Dun Laoghaire library, [Dun Laoghaire, County Dublin]

it’s a Cube Ltd Race mountain bike, it is same as in photo (above) except slick tyres, and I will be sitting in my crying chair until it is replaced/returned, thanks…

Anyone?

 

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15 thoughts on “Cube Riddle

  1. Abigail

    you say reprobate but you don’t know that persons circumstances. people are going hungry in their beds, if you can afford that bike you’re doing alright Jack

    1. ReproButina

      The song of the criminal apologist. You don’t know Alan’s circumstances either. For all you know he went to bed hungry so that he could afford the bike.

    2. Scundered

      Reprobate is correct. Unless you think it’s ok to steal items in excess of €1000 to get yourself a sandwich?

    3. Cool_Hand_Lucan

      Fatlt Tony: Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

      Bart: No.

      Fat Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?

      Bart: Uh uh.

      Fat Tony: And, what if your family don’t like bread? They like…bicycles?

      Bart: I guess that’s okay.

      Fat Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?

      Bart: Hell, no.

  2. Spud

    Been a while since we had a stolen bike post.
    I almost thought the economic recovery was impacting the rate of robberies…

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