was just about to say – i bet that’s clamps’s back garden
Bertie Blenkinsop
or Nigel’s :)
Brother Barnabas
perhaps they’re actually housemates
millie st murderlark
Conspiracy accepted.
Brother Barnabas
playing out a daily duel from opposite ends of the kitchen table
Nigel
Maybe that’s the guy who MAKES the clamps, have you even thought of that? Hand-crafted artisanal clamps made with locally mined and metallurgically blended zinc-aluminium alloys stamped out by solar-powered manufacturing machines in rustic factory settings and painted by, I dunno, gnomes or something.
millie st murderlark
That’s you nigel, isn’t it?
C’mon now buddy, no need to lie. You’re amongst friends.
I’ve witnessed two instances at Granegorman where workmen have taken a lump hammer to the clamp. Our eyes met for what seemed like an eternity until I slowly nodded with approval and he continued to bate the thing off.
anne
our eyes met for what seemed like an eternity? sounds romantic..
Nothin’ to do with me :)
was just about to say – i bet that’s clamps’s back garden
or Nigel’s :)
perhaps they’re actually housemates
Conspiracy accepted.
playing out a daily duel from opposite ends of the kitchen table
Maybe that’s the guy who MAKES the clamps, have you even thought of that? Hand-crafted artisanal clamps made with locally mined and metallurgically blended zinc-aluminium alloys stamped out by solar-powered manufacturing machines in rustic factory settings and painted by, I dunno, gnomes or something.
That’s you nigel, isn’t it?
C’mon now buddy, no need to lie. You’re amongst friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDrfHj3j398
I’m just bitter because we got edged out by Big Clamps.
As for our living arrangements…
https://youtu.be/Q7ZXDTNksEA
A clamphilatelist !
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I’ll get me coat!
I’ve witnessed two instances at Granegorman where workmen have taken a lump hammer to the clamp. Our eyes met for what seemed like an eternity until I slowly nodded with approval and he continued to bate the thing off.
our eyes met for what seemed like an eternity? sounds romantic..
Alternate headline: The Five Clamps
Stan, thank you.