15 thoughts on “The Five Clamps

          1. Nigel

            Maybe that’s the guy who MAKES the clamps, have you even thought of that? Hand-crafted artisanal clamps made with locally mined and metallurgically blended zinc-aluminium alloys stamped out by solar-powered manufacturing machines in rustic factory settings and painted by, I dunno, gnomes or something.

          2. millie st murderlark

            That’s you nigel, isn’t it?

            C’mon now buddy, no need to lie. You’re amongst friends.

  1. Iwerzon

    I’ve witnessed two instances at Granegorman where workmen have taken a lump hammer to the clamp. Our eyes met for what seemed like an eternity until I slowly nodded with approval and he continued to bate the thing off.

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