Behold: the Addarmor Bulletproof Cadillac Escalade – a heavily customised version of the SUV beloved of rappers and private security firms brought to you – the nervous oligarch/drugs kingpin – by a company founded by former law enforcement and special-ops professionals.
Inside the ballistic glass and lightweight composite armour-panelled body is a plush interior with two facing rows of seats and a 32-inch retractable flatscreen TV separating the driver and passenger compartments.
Yours for €310,000+, depending on fit and armour options.
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Cartel wagon
How does it do on embassy ramps?
Remember the General’s heavily armoured car that ditched the plane in Saving Private Ryan? Vanity is dangerous business.
“All that for a General?”…”FUBAR”
Fubar.
‘I looked up fubar in the German dictionary and there’s no fubar in here.’
fupped up beyond all recognition
I know. I was quoting the idiot guy in Hanks’s squadron.
advertising your age
Yes. Dear lord yes. I’ll take two
Wow, a 32 inch flat screen TV! How much are they, €200?
This one is special though. It’s got an armoured Escalade attachment
yea but are the wheels bullet-proof?
Wait til next year and buy it off McGregor for 10 grand.
Perfect for parking in a cycle lane.
Probably on top of a few cyclists.
That’s actually what it runs on…
Gladiator?! I thought they’d be showing NBA on it. Or porn.