Terry Rickard writes:
Scene : Waiting Room, Medical Dispensary, Enniscorthy [County Wexford] this morning.
Man In 70s : “I was a clown in Duffy’s Circus for years”
Lady In 70s : “Is that right? That’s very funny”
Man In 70s : “I’m here for my hernia”
Lady in 70s : “Is that because you were a clown?”
Mmf.
Pic: Tom Duffy’s Circus
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Something something…. Side splitting?
a clown held a door open for me once. i thought ‘ what a nice jester’
although they can be violent too. if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns, always go for the juggler.
Hello Emo Philips.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”
*cue tumbleweed
Some joke about a clown and a nun. Can’t remember it apart from the punchline. ‘Verging on the ridiculous’
Must have been big shoes to fill when he left Duffy’s.
Being from Enniscorthy there’s only person that could refer to; as many people know him by his clown persona as by his real name :)
Does he have long blonde curly hair and wears pink?
Does his name sound like a night time drink? I edited it out in case he was identified.
OVALTINE!!!
HORLICKS!
METHS!!
GOODIE!
Happy weekend all!!
Saw “tears of a clown” and assumed this was about Gammon’s run for the EU Parliament. Alas.
Bodger, when will the thread to end all threads start? Have Legal Coffee Drinker on retainer for the evening.