It’s A Baby

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‘sup?

This morning.

Buuckingham Palace.

Britain’s Duke and Duchess of Sussex with their newborn son, who will meet his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth and fellow reptilians royals later this afternoon.

*gurgle*

Royal baby: Duke and Duchess of Sussex share first glimpse of son (BBC)

Pics: PA

24 thoughts on “It’s A Baby

  1. Janet, I ate my avatar

    poor woman, not much time to recover in peace, on her feet in heals, nails and hair done
    best of luck to this baby, God knows what kind of earth it will inherit

    1. scottser

      You can rest assured this child will be fully insulated against whatever tribulations affect our own children.

      1. Janet, I ate my avatar

        true, I was having an apocalyptic moment,
        but your comment still stands

    2. Daisy Chainsaw

      At least she gave herself a couple of days. Poor Waitie Katie was forced on display within hours of giving birth.

    3. Lilly

      Sure she just had to remove her moonbump according to the surrogate conspiracy theorists.

      1. millie st murderlark

        I lost a good hour reading those one night. Truly bizarre and thoroughly entertaining.

  2. shitferbrains

    Why does Broadsheet keep making ” reptillian ” jokes when it’s well known to be David Ickes shorthand for Jews ?

    1. Mickey Twopints

      Is it? Well, I didn’t know that but then I tend to pay exactly zero attention to anything concerning David Icke.

    2. Rob_G

      I listened to the Jon Ronson’s audiobook about conspiracy theorists, and while plenty of white supremacists say “oh yeah, ‘reptilians’ *wink-wink*”, Icke is very adamant that he does in fact mean lizard-people.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      If the other Duke’s kids were to abdicate, die and produce no issue, then heir indeed. If Britain loses its monarchy and becomes a republic (again) then heir today, gone tomorrow.

    2. fFs

      well if ‘common knowledge’ (excuse the pun) is to be believed, there isn’t an heir (pun intended) of royalty about him at all

  3. won't you join too

    Barry Hearn, chairman of World Snooker: Today Meghan, God bless her, has given birth to a new baby prince and snooker it seems has got its new King.

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