What You’ll Be Wearing This Flat Season



Telly’s Lorraine Keane officially launches the Dubai Duty Free Irish Derby Festival taking place at the Curragh Racecourse from Thursday, June 27 – 29 wearing a specially commissioned headpiece by Irish Milliner Michelle Kearns inspired by Pyramid Head from ‘Silent Hill’ the Curragh’s new Grandstand roof (centre left).

Fair enough.

Leon Farrell/Photcall Ireland

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10 thoughts on “What You’ll Be Wearing This Flat Season

  1. eoin

    “Dubai Duty Free Irish Derby Festival “. Dubai? ruled by Mo McToom and his missus, who are state-level landlords to the Kinahan drug trafficking organisation, or at least, according to Irish media provide a base for the senior management of the DTO, and given how corrupt and bribe-ridden Dubai is and what a tiny statelet it is, with heavy state security and the ruling family owning everything, it would be improbable to conclude the leader of the state is unaware of the DTO’s activities which wreck havoc on the streets of Ireland.

    Tell you what Mo, why don’t you take your Dubai Duty Free sponsorship and your Irish stables and stick them where the sun don’t shine. Your money is dirty, in my opinion. And next time you’re here in Ireland, maybe the criminal assets bureau can pay you a visit, diplomatic immunity isn’t absolute and it would make a nice change to see a CAB pic of a world class racehorse being hauled off in a trailer instead of the usual battered or fake Rolex. Heck, maybe even our brave media will track you down to explain yourself and the hospitality you extend to the Kinahan DTO.

    1. Ian-O

      Well said eoin.

      Has recently qualified psychiatrist, ‘Dr’. Mary Robinson, said any more about her diagnosis of the incarcerated Sheikha Latifa in Dubai?

      No, didn’t think so.

      1. eoin

        I was going to say Ian, and if you’re wondering where the sun don’t shine for the dictator of sunny Dubai? probably the cell where he’s confined his daughter who tried to escape on a boat last year but who was captured in international waters by his henchmen and was paraded in what looked like a heavily medicated state for the photographers along with the patsy ex-president of Ireland, but let’s concentrate on the Kinahan DTO to start with. That impacts us all day in, day out and Mo needs to be confronted about it.

  2. GiggidyGoo

    I know I’m going to get a backlash but……aren’t those horsie racing hats just plain stupid. Pay probably 200€ or more to wear them once. Sure wouldn’t an old peaked cap from their daddies do just as well? Sure that hat would let the rain in. Why put a roof like that on a building? Etc.

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