Facebook With Benefits

Gulp.

Are Americans ready to trust Facebook with their dating life? Barely more than a month has passed since the U.S. Federal Trade Commission fined Facebook a record $5 billion over its privacy lapses, and imposed a modified corporate structure to hold the company more accountable for its decisions over user privacy.

In the wake of this historic action, Facebook’s brand-new dating product is today launching to all in the U.S., promising to leverage the company’s deep insight into people’s personal data to deliver better matches than rival dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, Match and others.

What could go wrong?

Facebook Dating Launches In The US (TechCrunch)

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17 thoughts on “Facebook With Benefits”

Papi September 5, 2019 at 4:54 pm

And, before you ask, yes, eoin, I AM on a day off, in my jocks, watching star wars.
“Star wars is science fiction movie”
5 (five)

B9Com From No September 5, 2019 at 5:26 pm

Lol
Man On Fire September 5, 2019 at 5:48 pm

Kid watches star wars..

Bud deal
1. Papi September 5, 2019 at 5:53 pm
  
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  1. Man On Fire September 5, 2019 at 9:01 pm
    
    Clap seal

Papi September 5, 2019 at 4:55 pm

Seal! Clap!

B9Com From No September 5, 2019 at 5:27 pm

Brilliant

V September 5, 2019 at 4:55 pm

ah here

will they be using a different finger than the thumb for the like whatsit

d’ye think?

yeah I know – a bit bould

Cú Chulainn September 5, 2019 at 5:23 pm

Maybe use both..
Hank September 5, 2019 at 5:44 pm

I’d be more concerned about how poking will work..
GiggidyGoo September 5, 2019 at 5:45 pm

Might have to use the whole finger

Lilly September 5, 2019 at 6:15 pm

Only senior citizens on Facebook these days so can’t see it doing a roaring trade in dating.

jeremy kyle September 5, 2019 at 8:43 pm

Yeah and that’s probably why there’ll be some intergration of Instagram.
Paulus September 6, 2019 at 10:01 am

…though a trade in roaring dating maybe?