They Are Not Magnificent Orbs Of Goodness

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That’ll learn you.

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Katherine May

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33 thoughts on “They Are Not Magnificent Orbs Of Goodness

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        Well that’s the essence of it really. Mammaries have two principle functions: milk provision and sex. A woman can choose neither functionality for her breasts, but they do keep the human race going in some shape or form.

  1. Captain Pants

    “In addition, they are rarely arranged for your personal approval.”

    I take it Katherine has never been to a nightclub in the midlands.

    1. Termagant

      “Tiny purse tucked into her vagina, just big enough to hold her driver’s licence, a credit card and a few bucks” sounds eminently convenient though if you could manage it

  2. V

    Well
    Mine really are Magnificent

    Seriously
    They are the only things I have that haven’t gone totally to __i_
    And I prefer if lads look at them than at the worst legs in Ireland

    Seriously
    This moan
    And whatever the Council for the Status of Women are called now having a go at lacy (hup’ up good thing) balcony bras

    Jesus
    Do they want me to wear a vest?

  3. Clampers Outside

    Janet Ellis (The Butcher’s Hook) refers to a man’s erection as an “audacious swell,” and when a woman orgasms, Ellis writes, “I spill like grain from a bucket.”

    More fun can be found on Bad Sex in Fiction Awards… most winners are men :)
    Worth a Google for the giggle :0)

    1. Steph Pinker

      If you want a hilarious – and occasionally poignant – read about the intricacies of womens’ bodies, pick up a copy of Adam Kay’s, This Is Going To Hurt (Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor) – you’ll be in stitches!

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