52 thoughts on “How Much?

    1. Rob_G

      €2 is fine, €2.90 is an outrage; it’s beans and hot water, not even the overheads of seating, etc., to take into account.

      1. Jonickal

        It’s so much more than beans and hot water…

        It’s the…
        Piece of timber your coffee comes served on…
        Instagrammable wall plants…
        The beards and the man-buns…
        A dog lying under the table (French bull-dog no less)…
        Chairs from an old orphanage…
        … and a sustainable water recycling thingy that costs more to run than it saves but I feel great for the planet.

      2. wearnicehats

        Beans
        Hot water
        Cup
        Lid
        Did you use a stirrer? Sugar? Carrying tray? Bit of milk?
        Wages. Employer PRSI
        Rent
        Rates
        Electricity
        Gas
        Water
        Insurance
        Repayments on a coffee machine (€16k new)
        Oh, and the 13.5% VAT that comes off the top

        Grow up

        1. Rob_G

          €2.90 a cup equates to about €24 per litre. Buying a pint of beer in a pub has essentially all of the costs you list above, plus a load of government duty, and they still manage to sell it for half the price.

          Don’t get salty with me just because you’re getting ripped off with your hot beverages…

          1. wearnicehats

            Ummmmmm

            The largest coffee cup you buy is generally 12 ounces. That’s the equivalent of 340ml

            so a litre of coffee, at €2.90, is €8.50 per litre

            I paid €5.80 for a pint on the weekend. That’s €10.20 per litre

            A publican makes about €1.90 on that pint – not much but not bad, especially as they have a 400-500% mark-up on soft drinks and mixers

          2. Rob_G

            An americano as big as a can of coke, really? I will take your word for it.

            Going on your figures, this €10.20 per litre of beer contains €1 of duty, 23% VAT, and entitles the purchaser to sit and drink at their leisure (so, arguably more electricity, staff costs and rates per unit sold).

            Whereas €8.50 per litre of coffee contains zero duty (I think?), 13.5% VAT. And the purchaser takes it and leaves the premises immediately – less floorspace, so less rental costs, less electricity and rates costs associated with each unit, as they are only on the premises a minute or two, etc.

            I know that the raw materials of coffee are not the only costs of doing business, but €3 for a takeaway coffee, especially, is ripping the pee, a bit.

  1. fluffybiscuits

    Sneachta will be excited and Sorcha will ask for an extra shot no doubt

    Can we not have a cull of the rugby roysh types?

    1. louis lefronde

      Fluffybiscuites…. Didn’t you get the memo the Rugby Roysh crowd are from Clonskeagh and they go to Avoca?

  2. dhod

    Nick’s in Ranelagh is decent value and their coffee is nice. €2 for an americano and €2.50 for a flat white. The decision to open an expensive coffee shop directly opposite them doesn’t seem to be paying off

  3. Paulus

    “Can I have my one cent change please”
    “Sorry; we round up to €2”
    “Well put €2 on the fupping board then”

      1. Cents Less

        So you’re ok if all shopkeepers overcharge you and everyone else paying by cash?

        How many times does that happen a day?

        Is there a million such interactions every day all over Ireland?

        That means 10k every day goes ‘missing’ from the pockets of hard working people…

        I feel a Yeats poem coming on.

        1. Rob_G

          I consider it as a helpful subsidy to the clever people like me who tap & pay, so I am all in favour of it.

        2. Cian

          m’eh.
          I have a jar of coppers at home.
          More trouble than they are worth.

          But I would be equally happy if prices were rounded up by a cent.

        3. pedeyw

          Is it overcharging if the seller is setting the price? Should they drop it to 1.95 so you get your 5c change?
          Also you have the choice to not buy the coffee.

        4. Otis Blue

          “What need you being come to sense
          But fumble in a greasy till and add the halfpence to the pence…”

    1. V

      I blame Italia ’90
      Lads came home and started looking for Cappachinos n’ the like

      Before that coffee with cream from Roches was the height of our coffee experience

        1. V

          Biscuit cake for me
          And I’ve attempted 100s of recipes and still nothing came close to a Thompson’s Biscuit Cake

          The blend of shortbreaded sweet and salt they achieved was genius
          Pure Cork genius
          Like Tanora
          Impossible to replicate

      1. italia'90

        Splutter!!
        I nearly snotted my homemade cappachino all over the ‘puter during
        a 10TB file transfer
        Ya langer!
        ;)

  4. millie vanilly strikes again

    There’s a little gem of a cafe I go to, which sells the most beautiful Italian coffee for €2.30, which isn’t the cheapest but worth it for the utterly delicious flavour.

    1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

      at the bar it is, the further you go from bar the higher the price, most expensive on terrace ( heated), the waiter has to walk to your undeserving bottom after all ;)

        1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

          I lived in Pigalle for 8 of my 18, worked a few wee dives around there,
          ever go to Follies…out out ?

      1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

        actually it’s much cheaper to live in Paris than Dublin, cheaper to eat out, drink, rent, bootcamps/gym, transport, doctors…etc obvs I am not talking about tourist traps but where Parisian go

        1. dhod

          I went to what looked like a non tourist trap cafe for breakfast in Paris and was charged €7 for a glass of orange juice

          1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

            fresh squessed orange juice ? yeah that’s a rip off everywhere, reflects the pain in the bottom it is considered to make

  5. george

    It is almost as if the cost of renting retail space as well as footfall varies in different parts of the city .

    1. Zaccone

      The center of Ballsbridge village, where Rolys is based, is definitely not known for its unusually low cost of renting retail space.

      Its a great price, maybe it might inspire a low-cost/decent quality coffee revolution. Fair play to them.

  6. Ringsend Incinerator

    If you bring your reusable cup from Irish Rail does Irish Roly’s do coffee for 1.75 though?

    Offering Xmas Gift Vouchers for a cup of coffee says it all.

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