13 thoughts on “Some Assembly Required

  1. Shane Duffy

    Why are they obeying Social Distancing when all you have to do is carry BLM poster and the rules won’t apply to you. The Left took a leaf from Dominic Cumming’s playbook, so take a leaf out of theirs.

  2. Paulus

    IKEA Covid Access Instructions

    Distribute customers numbered 1 to x in an orderly queue (A).
    Align Queue A with Entrance Door B.
    Check that length of Queue A will fit in Building C
    If A>C then the optional Limiting Attachment D will be necessary.
    Position Limiting Attachment D at head of Queue A.
    Use Alan Key to set trickle adjustment of Limiting Attachment D so that Queue A
    corresponds with Output Stream E.

    (Keep instructions in a safe place).

  3. Johnny

    No Assembly Required
    “During 24 days in Cheonan, South Korea, 112 persons were infected with severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 associated with fitness dance classes at 12 sports facilities. Intense physical exercise in densely populated sports facilities could increase risk for infection. Vigorous exercise in confined spaces should be minimized during outbreaks.”

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