17 thoughts on “Artemiss

    1. Bertie Theodore Alphege Blenkinsop

      Gas, my youngest prefers the Johnny Depp version of Charlie & the Chocolate factory, I’ve explained to him in painstaking detail why he’s wrong but he’s not for turning!

          1. scottser

            i recommend that any life lessons you want to impart to bert jnr be sang at him in the style of an oompa-loompa song.

      1. Col

        Ha! I’d love to see that conversation.
        I loved Hook as a kid and I think it’s regarded as Spielberg’s worst film ever. So there you go.

  1. paul

    my wife who was a big fan of the books was watching this over the weekend, her frowns and deep frustrated breaths told me all I needed to know about the adaptation. Changes are fine as long as they make sense but so much of what they did made little to no sense. An understanding of source material is important when changes are being made.

    1. Clampers Outside

      +1

      Branagh made the villain the good guy because he was unable to tell the original story, so he says in the link.

      This movie at best should say, “very loosely based on the books” and leave it at that.

      1. Daisy Chainsaw

        He only acted in that, hence it being quite good. No writing, directing or shoehorning Judi Dench allowed.

        1. Cú Chulainn

          Oh no.. the difference between the original Wallander and the Branagh one are taught in film school as an example of why you don’t let the talentless hack at the reigns..

  2. TypeONegative

    This was a 20th Century Fox project when Disney bought it out. As with the hilariously oft-delayed X-Men spinoff New Mutants movie (try to find as many teaser posters with different release dates as you can!), I doubt Disney cares much for this stinker either and is dribbling it out on digital streaming out of obligation.
    In short, don’t expect any sequels.

  3. WittyName

    It’s a children’s film, critics are not children, my two loved it, although I had no idea what was going on throughout the whole thing, but again, made for the chistlers.

    1. ReproBertie

      That’s just it. The kids loved it but the adult critics being all serious about it may prevent a sequel which would be a pity.

  4. Nigel

    That’s a pity. Eoin Colfer seems to be a lovely guy, very, very funny, and if anyone deserved a massive succesful movie franchise, it’d be him.

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