Behold: the 1998 Mercedes Benz U1550L Unimog – the ultimate militaristic, all terrain truck for lovers of militaristic, all terrain trucks.
This vehicle, finished in olive green and matt black with raised suspension and rugged off-road tyres has a mere 3,235km on the clock and can be yours for about €131,000 (plus shipping)
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sorry my penis isn’t small enough to want this
There’s something odd how people see a car and think about penises.
Whatever you’re into.
don’t worry Bob I see penis pretty much everywhere
hellloooooo
look over here
that’s an original wave you’ve got there
Look ma, no hands!
Darn, sorry! I will check my flies more often…
Not what you said in Fibber’s that night…
hajaj, I just spat out my afternoon tea :)
Janet, don’t knock it till you try it.
Unimog’s unique trick is the way his axles work….a bendy flexible arrangement which is unbeatable for getting at all those difficult to reach spots….better than any other tool at getting thru the forest and directly to the job at hand so to speak…lots and lots of attachments too for doing all sorts of interesting necessary work :)
I see I am not the only person with the Friday feeling today, must be the sun :)
Had one of those. Rubbish. Bought it after I left the Army Rangers Wing. Hardest job in the world; the rangering. I parked the Merc at the Noggin Inn for a jar; Christy Dignam arrived for a solo gig and reversed a 1998 Ford Transit into the next parking space and he took the side out of her. Chassis was bent and couldn’t get the right green paint in Ireland to cover up the damage. Bought a second-hand ambulance off Jim McDaid and converted it into an ice-cream van called Mr Whippylash instead. Never looked back.
Ya loon :)
ha!
9/10 Mattie
The Memories for full marks
Enjoyed that more than yesterday’s.
+1 Matt
I once had the joy of being tossed about in the back of an earlier version (mid 1980s ish, although the even happened mid 90s) and I can tell you their airbags are not really effective…
But that truck took all of us and our gear across ground I am certain we could not have managed on foot. If I need a job done, one of these just might do it!