I’m No Clown I Won’t Back Down

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This morning

This afternoon.

Gulp.

30 thoughts on “I’m No Clown I Won’t Back Down

  1. newsjustin

    If you use the phrase “lame stream media” unironically then Jedward are, very much, your intellectual betters and are quite entitled to call you out.

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    1. missred

      Indeed, this response is as cringey as Jim Corr’s retort that they should get a brain between them. You’d think a lyricist like Ian Brown would have a better turn of phrase. Limp as a wet lettuce

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          1. Papi

            Pat has invoked the “I am rubber, you are glue” clause, a deadly and merciless tactic that means certain death for the opponent.

    1. GiggidyGoo

      I’d say they are either releasing some poxy single/album soon, or else running for joint-President against Annie Oakley.

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      1. dav

        Near the Campsite there were lads selling Slabs for 20 or 30 quid, I went halves with a mate and always remember, Kylie being Sexy on the Sat Afternoon, Blur killing it on Sat Night and The Stone Roses phoning it in on the Sunday evening… and I never touched Fosters since..

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        1. V AKA Frilly Keane

          You got the whole weekend out’ve a half a slab dav

          Shurely that qualifies to be treated as
          Careful

          The only good thing you can say about Foster’s
          Is that Paul Hogan drank it

          I’d rather sip cold maukish tay out’ve a bottle
          With rolled up newspaper as a cork
          Than put Foster’s near me throat

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