Taoiseach Micheál Martin

“Forget about takeaway pints. No publican should be selling takeaway pints….it leads to congregations, leads to gatherings, which can spread the disease and the virus. That’s a very clear message from me and Government.”

Taoiseach Micheál Martin this evening.

Ah here.

First he came for the cigarettes…

Time to forget about takeaway pints, says Taoiseach (RTÉ)

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Home brew recipes to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘housebound hooch‘.

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24 thoughts on “Tipping Pint

  1. Liam Deliverance

    Right, well that’s it. I thought giving alcohol to Dougal was the last straw, but I was obviously wrong as this is definitely the last bit of straw left in the thing. Basically what I’m saying is… there’s no more straw left!

    1. Redundant Proofreaders Society

      +1
      This government obsession with alcohol is completely nuts. It’s a control thing, and they’re always at it, well before the pandemic. They know that (a) a lot of folk like a drink and (b) the pub is a social centre of Irish life.

      You can’t do your shopping at 9am and buy a bottle of Pinot Grigio for the dinner, because TDs believe you’ll neck it back in the car-park and go on the rampage.

        1. Brother Barnabas

          janet is referring to irish men’s tendency to wear sports casual/outdoor gear irrespective of the place, time or occasion

  2. Nullzero

    If the sale of alcohol had been stopped last year there’d be no covid in the country now.

    People forget to act appropriately with drink on them.

    The last lockdown was a joke. Everyone was under level 5 supposedly whilst every night town’s around the country were full of eejit drinking take away pints in groups on the streets.

    You reap what you sew in the end, eventually we’ll have to knock drink on the head to bring this to an end, the sooner we do it the better.

    1. Redundant Proofreaders Society

      In decades to come, when people look up ‘COVID-19 in Ireland’ on Wikipedia, therein will be documented the Nullzero theory to explain the rampant spread of the disease; ‘Twas the Drink’.

  3. seanydelight

    Try this homebrew cocktail.

    A Bloody Micheál.

    One part gin.
    7 parts despair.
    Tears.
    Stir it.
    Serve intravenously.

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