The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Mask

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This afternoon.

Via Dear Prudence agony aunt in The Slate:

‘I want to see my beautiful husband’s face again. I want to kiss him on the lips romantically, like we used to, and not through a piece of fabric. (He does not change his mask very often and it is often smelly and soiled.) And I don’t want to feel judged by him for my own behavior, which I consider reasonable.’

Well.

Shouldn’t have married Nigel in the first place.

FIGHT!

My Husband Won’t Take His Mask Off—Even for Sex (The Slate)

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13 thoughts on “The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Mask

  1. Micko

    Yikes. Looks like a case of the “Covid Anxiety Syndrome”.

    My friends 23 year old son has developed something similar. He’s washing his hands constantly and concerned about the virus – the poor kid.

    I was in their house the other day and I saw the young fellah holding his hands up like a surgeon who’s just washed them while trying to open his bedroom door with his foot. :(

    1. Lilly

      Same with my friend’s 10-year-old daughter. She’s preoccupied with germs, won’t hug them and is generally distressed. It’s sad to see especially as she was so happy-go-lucky before all this.

      1. Micko

        That’s terrible Lilly.

        She’s so young. Too young to be worrying about this stuff. :(

        My friends son was the same. Chilled out guy, just finished his degree and looking forward to starting work.

  2. Dell

    Lovely to see you continue your “things that never happened” series with this nonsense .

  3. John F

    I get the impression that most of these are agony Aunt letters are made up by the writer or written by people taking the p!ss and having a laugh.
    But even so this does seem eerily plausible, most major media outlets have been pumping out fear propaganda for the past 18 months and I can see how impressionable people could buy into it.

  4. Nigel

    Bodger, I wish you’d just TALK to me instead of writing to The Slate about our problems.

  5. K. Cavan

    Having encountered the demented rantings of people driven mad by the Covid Cult craziness, eh, somewhere, I find that story entirely credible. Along with the tsunami of Cancer, Heart Disease & Mental Illness created by lockdowns, there’s likely to be an avalanche of divorces upcoming.

  6. Fergalito

    “Bewildered, bewildered you have no complaint
    You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t
    So listen up buster and listen up good
    Stop wishing for bad luck and knockin’ on wood”

    The late and incredibly great John Prine.

    https://youtu.be/LJVFY_LX9Ik

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